Radio Free Nintendo
Episode 597: Newborn Baby (Virtual) Boy
November 11, 2018
It's high time that RFN teaches you how to raise that child right. Straps and Virtual Boy required.
Episode 596: Calling Loquacious
November 4, 2018
There is a sublime irony that my notes indicate Jon spawned this title.
Episode 595: Nuts About Ninjago
October 28, 2018
Let me be your master of Spinjitzu.
Episode 594: Timely States of Undress
October 21, 2018
I prefer au naturel.
Episode 593: Moby and the Special Place in Hell
October 14, 2018
It's entirely possible these titles are just being randomly generated. You can't prove otherwise.
Episode 592: The Summer of Love Made Yamauchi Smile
October 7, 2018
The more you think about this title, the more it's going to upset you. And now, you're caught in my trap.
Episode 591: The Funk Will Do That to You
September 30, 2018
What will it do to you, and are your kids safe? Listen to this podcast to find out!
Episode 590: Hardware Sales, Viewed from Above
September 23, 2018
Deceiving investors is easy if you're incorporated in a different country.
Episode 589: One-Third of a Title
September 16, 2018
New Super Radio Free Nintendo 4U Deluxe.
Episode 588: The Thousand-Year Reign of Scrooge McDuck
September 9, 2018
May he hop ever-forward.
Episode 587: Lindemann and the Stolen Picnic
September 2, 2018
Sometimes the name of the game is the game of the names.
Episode 586: Local Furry Streaming
August 26, 2018
Our SEO is on point this week.
Episode 585: Crocs and Ponchos
August 19, 2018
The hottest style trend of 2018 is coming at you straight outta the woods.
Episode 584: Symphony of the Night Trap
August 12, 2018
Smash Bros. is all about crossovers and mix-ups.
Episode 583: Scarface's Sedative Summer Sabbatical
August 5, 2018
Making a podcast is a high-risk operation, requiring nerves of steel.
Episode 582: A Disgusting Hello Kitty Relationship
July 29, 2018
She doesn't even have a mouth.
Episode 581: Washer Dryer Time Machine 2: It Never Gets Better
July 22, 2018
We've spent the last few years really making the 2010s a firestorm, let's go mess up the 1980s too.
Episode 580: The Best Wrecks of Dr. Stewart's Dream Course Vol. 1
July 15, 2018
Available on VHS or DVD for only $9.95, and each month we'll send you even more in-your-face wrecks from the twisted mind of Dr. Stewart*!
Episode 579: Immortality Means Never Having to Pay for Fortnite Levels
July 8, 2018
You still can, but the shame is as indelible as backing Ouya.
Episode 578: Perfect Substitute
July 1, 2018
We could replace all New Business with Listener Mail and not impact marketability.
Episode 577: My Heart Lies with Pac-Man
June 24, 2018
Don't worry, that's 100% sexual. Look at that smile! How could it be anything but?
Episode 576: E3 2018 - Daisy Deviants
June 12, 2018
Daisy is finally playable in Super Smash Bros. She's been at play in the NWR forums for years. You do the math.
Episode 575: Henry Hatsworth in the Trip to the Shadow Realm
June 10, 2018
Sometimes I don't even remember why I made note of a possible title.
Episode 574: Game Freak Used Money Stone on Eevee
June 3, 2018
It evolved into 100 billion yen.
Episode 573: The Eighth Wonder of the World
May 27, 2018
Vaudeville's got nothing on us.
Episode 572: Nintendo Franchise Executioner
May 20, 2018
My only regret is that I'm going before that rat, Falco! Don't forget to show my head to the people; it's well worth seeing.
Episode 571: Mandatory Hooligans
May 13, 2018
...and Jon's not even here.
Episode 570: The Super Ponzi Bros.
May 6, 2018
This podcast has a money making opportunity for you.
Episode 569: Thoughts of Your Head Underwater
April 29, 2018
My lawyer assures me that this does not constitute a threat.
Episode 568: The Black and White World of Idioms
April 22, 2018
Is "dumpster fire" an idiom?
Episode 567: Revealed Preferred
April 15, 2018
I hope to God that nobody is using this show for scientific purposes.
Episode 566: I'm. From. France.
April 8, 2018
Three words; infinite meaning.
Episode 565: High Stakes Wiiware Gamble
April 1, 2018
Target Toss Pro: Bags vs Physio Fun: Pelvic Floor Training in the battle of region exclusives with terrible titles.
Episode 564: Sir Laurence The Cable Guy, OBE
March 25, 2018
Git 'R' Done, chap.
Episode 563: Mining Wii Points on the Blockchain
March 18, 2018
Radio Free Nintendo's stock just spiked.
Episode 562: So, It's Sonic Forces
March 11, 2018
The sequel we all deserve.
Episode 561: What Year Is It
March 4, 2018
Jon Lindemann still lists years by the reign of Roman Consuls.
Episode 560: THE ETHOS OF BUTT-ROCK
February 25, 2018
*Screaming guitar sounds*
Episode 559: Summer of Love
February 18, 2018
It's my mission to weaponize any weird turn-of-phrase, and render the podcast nothing but nervous silence.
Episode 558: The Quest to be Ruthlessly Topical
February 11, 2018
Sisyphus looks on in admiration...
Episode 557: Corrugated AIBO
February 4, 2018
I'll feed him, and love him, and pick-up after him, and tape his leg back on...
Episode 556: Give the Gift of Protein This Holiday Season!
January 28, 2018
We're breaking new ground in irrelevant episode titles. It's not even the holidays anymore...
Episode 555: Cardboard Box Hunter
January 21, 2018
Jon thinks this title is real clever; I even resisted the urge to ask him about collector's edition cardboard.
Episode 554: My Son, Waluigi
January 14, 2018
Parenting doesn't come with a Funky Mode.
Episode 553: A Top Five Is Easier When More Than Four Games Come Out
January 7, 2018
My numbers 1, 2, and 3 game of the year are all Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE.
Episode 552: I See You've Been a Bit Better
December 22, 2017
Good occupation making that go.
Episode 551: Two Pinballs Came at Once
December 17, 2017
I saw a movie like that. It was nuts.
Episode 550: Strip That Village to the Bone!
December 10, 2017
Jon "Business" Lindemann's plans lead where even James Jones cannot follow.
Episode 549: New Releases - The Hairy Palms Pack
November 26, 2017
Spend this much time on your past and you'll go blind.
Episode 548: Podcasters of Influence
November 19, 2017
We're still looking to sell out, but no one's buying.
Episode 547: Touchin' on Tub Time
November 12, 2017
Jon's Switch is doomed. It's just a matter of time.
Episode 546: The Influence of Classical Waggle on the Modern Metropolis
November 5, 2017
The doctor is here, and I'm preparing my thesis.
Episode 545: Gangsta-Ass Console
October 29, 2017
In this case, "O.G." stands for "Odyssey Game." It's out, and it's gangsta.
Episode 544: Let Me Tell You about the SG-1000
October 22, 2017
A question about arcadiness in games turns into a weird primer on Sega's entry into the console space
Episode 543: Podcast Seeking Tax Credits
October 15, 2017
Our Hall of Fame will attract tens of visitors a year.
Episode 542: Just to Get Alexey's Beak Wet
October 8, 2017
Licensing agreements mean this can be the only podcast approved by The Tetris Company.
Episode 541: Toad of a Particular Colour
October 1, 2017
The Queen's English makes this far worse.
Episode 540: Reset the Metroid Clock
September 24, 2017
The game just came out and already the grousing about the next 2D Metroid is underway.
Episode 539: Y Can't Fancy Dan Crawl
September 17, 2017
Episode 538: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
September 10, 2017
We all want to be Marion Cobretti, but someone's got to be Snaps Provolone.
Episode 537: The Worst Idea in a Strategy Game since Conception II
September 3, 2017
We're adding Rabbids to everything, and the results are nightmarish indeed.
Episode 536: Yoshi Facts Matter to Me
August 27, 2017
The most important fact is that Yoshi are water-soluble.
Episode 535: Milking the Ghost Cow
August 20, 2017
All the children are doing it.
Episode 534: Demonstrably False
August 6, 2017
We habitually say things that aren't true; sometimes we know it.
Episode 533: I'd Like to GuitGud but the Video Game Is Closed
July 30, 2017
Please reorient your life to Nintendo's schedule, lest we deny ourselves this transformative opportunity.
Episode 532: Not Caring Our Way to 134 Minutes
July 23, 2017
Greg will be portrayed as a CG tiger in the RFN Cinematic Universe.
Episode 531: Getting Down to Brass Max
July 16, 2017
Let me level with you, I need Jon to make sure that I don't make too many "Brass Balls" jokes in the episode titles. Yes, Jon is the guiding hand of maturity in terms of Brass Balls.
Episode 530: The Missed Opportunities of BMX XXX
July 9, 2017
It's always best to give with an audience.
Episode 529: Maslow's Hierarchy of Oasis Needs
July 2, 2017
This podcast can only achieve self-actualization by murdering thousands of squirrels for their teeth.
Episode 528: Sir Sean Connery's Scottish Haggis Challenge ft. Joanna Dark
June 24, 2017
Fans have held out hope that one of Rare's famous N64 characters would make its way to a Nintendo game. Who knew what they had in store...
Episode 527: E3 2017 Day 3 - Independence Day
June 18, 2017
E3 2017 comes an end, and we wrap it up with a report on our favorite indie titles and our game(s) of the show.
Episode 527: E3 2017 Day 2 - Forgetting our Lines
June 15, 2017
Jon, Jonny and some special friends offer their thoughts on E3's second act.
Episode 527: E3 2017 - Mario's Mindgate Conspiracy
June 13, 2017
Nintendo had their Digital Event, RFN reacted, the team at the show called in with impressions, and Mario was pulling all the strings.
Episode 526: The Louvre of Shame
June 10, 2017
When a wall just cannot contain all our personal failings.
Episode 525: Purple Is the New Glitter
June 4, 2017
Due entirely to professional obligation, we delve into our annual sequence of blind guesses resulting in predictable failure.
Episode 524: Original Podcast, Do Not Steal
May 28, 2017
Metal Nintendo the Podcast is 400 years old, a great skateboarder, and everyone loves him.
Episode 523: War Journalism
May 21, 2017
Cold pizza at 9:30 in the morning, waiting to watch Daredevil's cartoon voice actor play this fighting game. This is the story I was born to tell.
Episode 522: In Defense of Stereotypes
May 14, 2017
Is your day a little brighter if you listen to the show imagining half of the podcast is still growing their Nordiques protest beard?
Episode 521: Last.FM Towns
May 7, 2017
Your home for coverage of all the hottest anime games for FM Towns.
Episode 520: MY NACHOS ARE ON FIRE!
April 30, 2017
I'm trying out titles for my inevitable memoirs.
Episode 519: Heroes of the Pun Storm
April 23, 2017
It's become increasingly clear that we only get three emails: questions, accusations, and text landmines designed to test our reading skill.
Episode 518 Part 2: The Last Breath of the Puns
April 16, 2017
With a combined 500 hours under our belts, we're finally ready to talk The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
Episode 518 Part 1: Come-Hither Pikmin
April 13, 2017
We break down yesterday's Nintendo Direct and give our opinions on ARMS, Splatoon 2, sexy Pikmin, and our efficacy as bank robbers.
Episode 517: Survey Says
April 9, 2017
None of you are listening to a word we say.
Episode 516: Texas Brisket Challenge
April 2, 2017
The killer app for Switch!
Episode 515: The 22 Billion Yen Friend Code
March 26, 2017
DeNA worked hard to create a system leveraged on Friend Codes, Miitomo, and Twitter followers to make adding Switch friends feel like alchemy.
Episode 514: G-Radio feat. Kayzee and Lil' Burk
March 19, 2017
The Radio Free Nintendo crew wasn't at PAX East, but that's okay: they're not in this episode either.
Episode 513: Qbby in the Wild
March 10, 2017
It's all Switch and Breath of the Wild this week, except for a visit from our box friend.
Episode 512: Percy the Liar
March 5, 2017
The winter frost, the summer drought, the wills of man, the wheels of fate - nothing can stop the the persimmon-flavored poison that drips from his lips.
Episode 511: Wordplay Ahead
February 26, 2017
All it takes is one comment about treads, and the entire segment is ruined.
Episode 510: Kutar Hero: On Tour!
February 19, 2017
Kutar is always Kutar no matter where he is going or doing.
Episode 509: You Could Die Tomorrow
February 12, 2017
We could all die tomorrow; the odds are very high.
Episode 508: Co-Op Yourself
February 5, 2017
The future of Switch-related insults is bright.
Episode 507: Get Pooched!
January 29, 2017
You probably can't say that in the Miiverse.
Episode 506: 4k Force Feedback
January 22, 2017
Force Feedback won't really be "Next Gen" until Senran Kagura says so.
Episode 505: Switchmas Presents
January 13, 2017
The day of the big Switch reveal is finally at hand, and we went live at its conclusion to discuss everything.
Episode 504: A Burst of Jonesty
January 8, 2017
Today, we all learn where Jon goes when he's not on the show.
Episode 503: Is This Five O Three?
January 2, 2017
Why are they talking about Devil's Third?
Episode 502: Have You Heard the Gospel of Excitebots
December 17, 2016
Brothers and Sisters, the day of the nice sandwich is at hand!
Episode 501: Faint Praise
December 11, 2016
A listener's letter reveals a dark truth: We, you and I, are our own jailors in the prison that is Radio Free Nintendo.