We're talking Rhythm Heaven Groove and Final Fantasy 1 Pixel Remaster!

I too hate Mondays.

We're talking more Star Fox this week, plus other fun stuff!

Koei stocks are through the roof.

We're talking the Steam Machine, Star Fox and our hype for Rhythm Heaven!

We've got some Star Fox Demo and early Adventures of Elliot impressions for ya this week. Plus Jerruh has another special guest segment!

I've recently secured a billion dollars on behalf of an anonymous investor.

I detest the Sportsmate.

We have a great episode this week with our coverage of the Nintendo Direct. Plus a special interview with Kenny Wood of Super Mario Galaxy Movie fame!

Not the fiber.

We got some vidgya games to talk about this week including Mina the Hollower and some more Yoshi. Plus Sony State of Play thoughts!

A nightmare in any form.

No Perry in this one which means we're in for a treat! Got some early Yoshi and the Mysterious Book impressions, Mouse P.I. and more!

Specifically, as perceived by dinosaur tongues.

We got a whole bunch of stuff on this one ranging from the Yoshi demo to Pokemon GO.

An infinite supply of shoulder-mounted RPGs are available to you.

Perry finally played Hyrule Warriors?! Apparently so, plus we talk Saros, Story of Seasons and the new Diablo IV expansion!

It's been a weird week, so we got a shortie covering the latest Nintendo News!

In retrospect, I wasn't getting paid for any of this... wait a minute.

Not a one of those fronts are actual progress.