You still can, but the shame is as indelible as backing Ouya.

We could replace all New Business with Listener Mail and not impact marketability.

Don't worry, that's 100% sexual. Look at that smile! How could it be anything but?

Daisy is finally playable in Super Smash Bros. She's been at play in the NWR forums for years. You do the math.

Sometimes I don't even remember why I made note of a possible title.

It evolved into 100 billion yen.

Vaudeville's got nothing on us.

My only regret is that I'm going before that rat, Falco! Don't forget to show my head to the people; it's well worth seeing.

...and Jon's not even here.

This podcast has a money making opportunity for you.

My lawyer assures me that this does not constitute a threat.

Is "dumpster fire" an idiom?

I hope to God that nobody is using this show for scientific purposes.

Three words; infinite meaning.

Target Toss Pro: Bags vs Physio Fun: Pelvic Floor Training in the battle of region exclusives with terrible titles.

Git 'R' Done, chap.

Radio Free Nintendo's stock just spiked.

The sequel we all deserve.

Jon Lindemann still lists years by the reign of Roman Consuls.

*Screaming guitar sounds*

It's my mission to weaponize any weird turn-of-phrase, and render the podcast nothing but nervous silence.

Sisyphus looks on in admiration...

I'll feed him, and love him, and pick-up after him, and tape his leg back on...

We're breaking new ground in irrelevant episode titles. It's not even the holidays anymore...

Jon thinks this title is real clever; I even resisted the urge to ask him about collector's edition cardboard.

Parenting doesn't come with a Funky Mode.

My numbers 1, 2, and 3 game of the year are all Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE.

Good occupation making that go.

I saw a movie like that. It was nuts.

Jon "Business" Lindemann's plans lead where even James Jones cannot follow.

Spend this much time on your past and you'll go blind.

We're still looking to sell out, but no one's buying.

Jon's Switch is doomed. It's just a matter of time.

The doctor is here, and I'm preparing my thesis.

In this case, "O.G." stands for "Odyssey Game." It's out, and it's gangsta.

A question about arcadiness in games turns into a weird primer on Sega's entry into the console space

Our Hall of Fame will attract tens of visitors a year.

Licensing agreements mean this can be the only podcast approved by The Tetris Company.

The Queen's English makes this far worse.

The game just came out and already the grousing about the next 2D Metroid is underway.

RIP Miiverse.

We all want to be Marion Cobretti, but someone's got to be Snaps Provolone.

We're adding Rabbids to everything, and the results are nightmarish indeed.

The most important fact is that Yoshi are water-soluble.

All the children are doing it.

We habitually say things that aren't true; sometimes we know it.

Please reorient your life to Nintendo's schedule, lest we deny ourselves this transformative opportunity.

Greg will be portrayed as a CG tiger in the RFN Cinematic Universe.

Let me level with you, I need Jon to make sure that I don't make too many "Brass Balls" jokes in the episode titles. Yes, Jon is the guiding hand of maturity in terms of Brass Balls.

It's always best to give with an audience.

This podcast can only achieve self-actualization by murdering thousands of squirrels for their teeth.

Fans have held out hope that one of Rare's famous N64 characters would make its way to a Nintendo game. Who knew what they had in store...

E3 2017 comes an end, and we wrap it up with a report on our favorite indie titles and our game(s) of the show.

Jon, Jonny and some special friends offer their thoughts on E3's second act.

Nintendo had their Digital Event, RFN reacted, the team at the show called in with impressions, and Mario was pulling all the strings.

When a wall just cannot contain all our personal failings.

Due entirely to professional obligation, we delve into our annual sequence of blind guesses resulting in predictable failure.

Metal Nintendo the Podcast is 400 years old, a great skateboarder, and everyone loves him.

Cold pizza at 9:30 in the morning, waiting to watch Daredevil's cartoon voice actor play this fighting game. This is the story I was born to tell.

Is your day a little brighter if you listen to the show imagining half of the podcast is still growing their Nordiques protest beard?

Your home for coverage of all the hottest anime games for FM Towns.

I'm trying out titles for my inevitable memoirs.

It's become increasingly clear that we only get three emails: questions, accusations, and text landmines designed to test our reading skill.

With a combined 500 hours under our belts, we're finally ready to talk The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

We break down yesterday's Nintendo Direct and give our opinions on ARMS, Splatoon 2, sexy Pikmin, and our efficacy as bank robbers.

None of you are listening to a word we say.

The killer app for Switch!

DeNA worked hard to create a system leveraged on Friend Codes, Miitomo, and Twitter followers to make adding Switch friends feel like alchemy.

The Radio Free Nintendo crew wasn't at PAX East, but that's okay: they're not in this episode either.

It's all Switch and Breath of the Wild this week, except for a visit from our box friend.

The winter frost, the summer drought, the wills of man, the wheels of fate - nothing can stop the the persimmon-flavored poison that drips from his lips.

All it takes is one comment about treads, and the entire segment is ruined.

Kutar is always Kutar no matter where he is going or doing.

We could all die tomorrow; the odds are very high.

The future of Switch-related insults is bright.

You probably can't say that in the Miiverse.

Force Feedback won't really be "Next Gen" until Senran Kagura says so.

The day of the big Switch reveal is finally at hand, and we went live at its conclusion to discuss everything.

Today, we all learn where Jon goes when he's not on the show.

Why are they talking about Devil's Third?

Brothers and Sisters, the day of the nice sandwich is at hand!

A listener's letter reveals a dark truth: We, you and I, are our own jailors in the prison that is Radio Free Nintendo.

Hear the full story of how trivia guru "WindyMan" went from answering a competitor's mailbag to becoming Nintendo World Report's leader during Wii launch mania and a prolonged website redesign.

After 500 episodes, the WHO has finally traced the cause of the Internet's ninth-most pervasive malady.

When Nintendo 64 walks into a room, all of Super Famicom's friends leave.

Jon's reign of terror continues as we talk Pokemon Sun/Moon, Excitebike 64, and more. You may want to wash your face afterwards.

James does it right and leaves the country before the heir to his throne screws everything up.

The only thing rushing to get stars in this joint are the Luigi cookies.

LEGO Radio Free Nintendo the Video Game, coming 2019 to Switch.

We've finally seen the Nintendo Switch, so we finally get to Nintendo bitch. Strap yourself in...this is happening.

An alias is the most liberating thing. It frees you from your old sins, disassociates you from new ones, and lets you register for a Maestro card.

If RFN came in a box, this is the box quote we'll have earned.

All games should be pinball games.

Unlike alternate Zelda titles, please don't email us examples.

It's time to peel back the pseudonym and talk candidly with an essential leader of Planet GameCube.

The Four Horsemen themselves dissect the latest 3DS Nintendo Direct.

Why do we discount the value of puzzle games? That's a riddle, please answer it.

Let's just remove any artifice here; everyone gets a million stars and none of it matters.

While the cat's away, the doctor will…talk on a podcast, obviously.

I'm just a man, walking around, with a pipe but no rocks.