Meg Ryan with huge teeth. Or in them.

We got a whole lot to talk about this week including Metroid Samus Returns, Fallout 4, Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, and Beyond Good and Evil!

No idea.

We got the whole crew together once again!

James's recovery from a bike accident caused the article to get delayed a few days.

Bad North himself joins us as we put a twist on Mystery History that we think you'll enjoy!

Directly hunting hobbits.

NINTENDO DIRECT WOOOOO!

It's just what we do around here.

With a Direct seemingly looming, Jordan joins the boys to talk predictions. Plus some games to talk about and some games to play!

We're back kinda.

Critics call it a brisk two hours and forty minutes.

We're down a Jerruh for his birthday, but the remaining non birthday boys take up the mantle and Paper Mario TTYD, Dark Souls III, and Mortal Kombat 1 are on the menu!

I hAtE sQuArE eNiX.

No Carseat (thank the good lord), but it doesn't stop us from getting into a whole bunch of goodness. We're talking Prince of Persia, Wargroove 2, Zelda ToTK, and of course Paper Mario TTYD!

Our guest list is pretty restricted.

The boys are joined by Jordan for the overdue I Demand You - Link Between Worlds!

Never again shall a disembodied, but enthusiastic, voice try to introduce some rogue-lite platformer about the power of love or some garbage by inflecting every sentence like its a question.

We got a juicy episode including Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (Game of the Century), Zelda Tears of the Kingdom, and a brand new segment featuring a ton of games!

Consider this an announcement of the announcement.