Fire Up The Spanking Machine...
by Billy Berghammer - 6:07 pm EST
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O to the B to the I turns 1 to the 9.
Yessir, our resident screen monkey and TARRIBLE SPELLAR Mike Sklens, or known to some as StrikerObi, turns a whopping 19 today. Even though he's just a pup, he can grow a beard just by thinking about it. Seriously. We've seen it.
He may brag that he won the first ever Planet Trivia, but we love him anyway.
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