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- Episode 278: That's Lobsterist!
- Episode 19 - Daily Double Trouble
- Episode 277: Shocking Revelaitons
- Episode 276: Star Wars Porn
- Episode 103: Kids in the Harr
- Episode 275: The Pen-and-Paper Podcast
- Episode 274: In the Year Two-Thousaaaaaaand
- Episode 273: The Hare with No Hair
- Episode 14: Big M and the Kids Table
- Episode 271: And I'll Form the Head!
Latest Forum Posts
- Re: Episode 277: Shocking Revelaitons
The best Mega Man game to play if you're new to the series is Mega Man 2.... - Re: Episode 277: Shocking Revelaitons
Familiar, but with a twist! ;-)... - Re: Episode 276: Star Wars Porn
That is the conventional wisdom in gaming, yes, but I think it's completely wrong. E... - Re: Resident Evil: Revelations Now $39.99
Unless Capcom managed to compress the files so they could use a smaller card -- doubtful ... - Re: Episode 276: Star Wars Porn
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Good call, MAV. I totally missed the fact that Puzzle Quest ever released on DSiWare. It ... - Re: Kid Icarus: Uprising Impressions
It's probably fair to say that Gunpei Yokoi co-created Metroid with Yoshio Sakamoto.... - Re: Kid Icarus: Uprising Impressions
Sounds like S&P lovers will get plenty out of this; however, it sounds more and more ... - Re: RetroActive #21: Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
My magic users have all died too, but it looks like I'll have a new one in the lates... - Re: RetroActive #21: Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
My goal is to get as far as possible for this RetroActive, so constant restarts are not a...
Systems Owned
- NES
- SNES
- Genesis
- N64
- Playstation
- Game Boy Color
- Game Boy Advance
- Nintendo DS Lite
- GameCube
- PlayStation 2
- PC
- Wii
Currently Playing
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Geometry Wars Galaxies
- Guitar Hero 3
- Magic the Gathering Online
- Professor Layton
Games Most Desired
- Mario Kart Wii
- Wii Fit
- GTA IV
- a new 2D Metroid
Favorite Developer
- Nintendo EAD
Favorite Movies
- I'm Not There
- Ratatouille
- Almost Famous
- The Shawshank Redemption
- American Beauty
- The Truman Show
- Fight Club
- 2001: A Space Odyssey
- Kill Bill
- The Matrix
Favorite Music
- Pink Floyd
- Bob Dylan
- The Beatles
- Phish
- Jeff Buckley
- Radiohead
- Allman Bros. Band
- Regina Spektor
- Jason Ricci
- Robert Randolph
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WiiRhythm Heaven FeverFeb 13
3DSMario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic GamesFeb 14
3DSTales of the AbyssFeb 14
3DSTekken 3D Prime EditionFeb 14
3DSMetal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3DFeb 21
3DSPro Evolution Soccer 2012 3DFeb 21
WiiPokéPark 2: Wonders BeyondFeb 27
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