Achievements? Trophies? Pfft. We got trading cards, bay bay!

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Between this and Tomodachi Life, are Miis back chat?

Technically this is a very large portion of the game.

Seems like we can't get through a June Direct without announcements of announcements.

Seaking for More Adventures?

Sadly, they did not mention pulling the gacha system out of XC2.

My Kingdom Has Come

Nintendo dodging August like it has 99 accuracy.

But showing precisely... nothing.

You'll see the upgrade policy and have a really awkward laugh about it.

I have no mouth and I must play this artistic co-op platformer.

They say the biggest leap is in year two and with the jump to 60 fps on Switch 2 in 2026, it might be true.

Top-half football with mid-table depth.

And the next thing is in development.

...please hold off on queuing for the Happening Bunker, it's still a mess after the past weekend.

Featuring some odd ways to assert dominance this week.

Not the fiber.

And they didn't use the full two hours this time, blessedly.

A rumor for now because of a certain platform being missing from the trailer...