To those who noticed the eShop is full of unmitigated junk this year: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???

Because a pack opening simulator can only win a personal GOTY by default.

Here's to a happy new year - and may she be a damn sight better than the old one.

"Looking for a good time? Here's my math homework."

In the spirit of giving, it's finally time for our annual gift exchange!

As this is officially for Boxing Day, there's a few devs I'd personally love to punch in the face.

Let's shine the spotlight on some of the year's brightest budget-friendly titles.

This restaurant specializes in the tenderest of orders.

Sarge's Heroes, Air Combat, and Sarge's Heroes 2

We start off all over the place but get into more Pokemon TCG Pocket and Antonblast talk. Plus we travel to the scary streets of Silent Hill 2!

The Trails details include an unexpected publisher.

Hey, which branch of the Zelda timeline lets the News Editor get a T99 win for the first time since Splatoon 2 was the hot theme?

How are we feeling on the first brand new Mario and Luigi RPG in nearly a decade?

Of course, this light of a week just means hell to pay down the road. Possibly as soon as Saturday.

Recommended by 0 out of 10 doctors. Because they're cowards.

Still one of the greatest TV theme songs of all time.

Given what comes out on the eShop every week, we admit it's hard to believe that Nintendo has guidelines beyond "no Adults Only".

A short treatment that gets as much time as the Innovation in Accessibility award did.

We're out here in the streets talking more Mario and Luigi Brothership plus ANTONBLAST, Princess Peach Showtime and Psychonauts 2!

Two, two, two fours in one! (And some mathematician is going to slap the News Editor.)