Worst. Reward. Ever.
I didn't think it could get much worse than that stupid Wii Remote holder, but Nintendo has managed to do one better: cardboard. I had Club Nintendo Coins just piling up by this point and I wanted to spend 'em on something. I wasn't going to get terrycloth towels or a reversible pouch, so I decided on these new handheld history cards. They're 300 coins. And they're completely worthless.
Do note the largish crease in the spine of the booklet. This was not the fault of mine, but of Nintendo, who couldn't be bothered to put some kind of protective foam or something between the booklet and the mailing envelope. Thanks, guys. Now the spine is screwed up and perpetually folds over at an angle.
Here's the opened booklet, with a little pocket for all the cards and a nice montage on the inside cover. Quaint.
And here are the cards themselves. Twelve in total, the cards are straight-up cheap cardboard. I was expecting vinyl or something--you know, what they print alphabet cards on for babies--but no. This is Nintendo we're talking about. They're gonna do crap on the cheap.
This is the text of the "Game & Watch - Ball" card. Each cards lists the handheld's name, release year, color variations, and some fun facts. The descriptions are often overly optimistic, but what do you expect?
Here's the Game Boy card with a Game Boy to scale. The pictures are interesting: they're not photographs, but stylized paintings, basically, that are entirely color-based. My wife thinks they'd look good framed.
Connectivity co-host and editing wizard Scott Thompson asked if the Virtual Boy is included. It is not. I figure this is either because Nintendo doesn't consider that to be a handheld OR they're trying to rewrite history. Anyway, here's the Game Boy Advance SP card with three Game Boy Advance SP's for scale.
It's also worth noting that the color variations listed on each card are only those that were available stateside. My Japanese "ice blue" GBA SP is not among the variants.
Here's the DSi card with my DSi (complete with dinosaur stickers) for scale. There is a card for the DS, DS Lite, DSi, and DSi XL. I wonder if the pictures on the cards to to scale with each-other...
And here's the 3DS card with the 3DS to scale. From the description: "The Nintendo 3DS system is a breakthrough in portable entertainment systems, literally adding a new dimension to gaming." It goes on to mention that there's "no need for special glasses." It failed to mention that the system launched with no good software and only half an OS.
We'll finish things off with the booklet, standing up, with Boa Hancock for scale. Do NOT waste your coins on this pile of cardboard. You can get all this information on Wikipedia for FREE, and Wikipedia isn't quite as biased. The unfortunate thing is that now there are NO Club Nintendo rewards I give a crap about. I guess I'll just save up for that "Game & Watch - Ball" reproduction.