Colorful but clumsy third-person action

Diminished cap.

I would quote this week's major protagonist but Travis Touchdown would prevent us from keeping this space rated E.

Another gorgeous turn-based RPG, but after a few hours, is it ascending or descending?

You try living in a cave for 20+ years.

This better not awaken anything in me.

Arguably too much Alexander.

The boys get into Diablo 2 Resurrected Beta, Space Invaders Invincible Collection, and Button City! Then we hash out the Top 5 Wii U Games as well as dip into that bag of mail.

A charming first chapter of a child’s spiritual awakening

Alright so maybe graphics matter a little.

The weird bonus remaster hidden within the Quake remaster.

Wario probably crunched the devs to get it there.

Some news from the perpetual state of Nintendo (or so the rest of the internet would have you believe). UPDATED

It won't require shoving nine inch nails through your fingers to play the other ID shooter.

It's more of a subversive adventure game than a subversive RPG.

Sowing concord but reaping shallow gameplay.

There's no getting off this train.

They had a lot of time, but a lot of other items to go over.

Evolving based on absorbing the souls of its dead brethren... we got nothin'.

The summoning circle worked, we have Houndoom.