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Fire Up The Spanking Machine...

by Billy Berghammer - December 1, 2002, 6:07 pm EST
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O to the B to the I turns 1 to the 9.

Yessir, our resident screen monkey and TARRIBLE SPELLAR Mike Sklens, or known to some as StrikerObi, turns a whopping 19 today. Even though he's just a pup, he can grow a beard just by thinking about it. Seriously. We've seen it.

He may brag that he won the first ever Planet Trivia, but we love him anyway.

Mike, we wish you a very HAPPAY NIGHNTEENTH BERTHDAY TOOO EWWWW MISTAR SLKLNEZ!

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