"Here's the pitch for a 'Better eShop'... just a bit outside."

Coprolalia. Look it up. Oh, and Switch 2, I guess.

The less things change, the more they stay the same.

Justin Nation stops by for the Annual Jimmies where we give out our yearly awards! Plus a little post credit Switch 2 fun!

The most long awaited sequel in Nintendo history: what appears to be an actual new Mario Kart.

Now we just need Keldeo, though as a Water type they might be more useful at one of the in-person event sites.

The power of friendship!

No, they're not adding "sploosh" to the Alarmo.

There's a remaster of an early 2010s classic, and also Donkey Kong Country Returns HD.

The silk fabric cleans the screen automatically.

We're down a Balex, but you'd never know because we're still talking Pokemon! Plus some final thoughts of Silent Hill 2 Remake!

Before you get your bouncy baby Switch 2, you need Nintendo to make the birth announcement.

So we just need Keldeo and Victini at this point?

A million years isn’t an appropriate sentence for amnesia sufferers, but I’d consider it for trope overuse.

Pledge an oath to this PSP classic.

Six New Games For Your Old Handhelds

As normal service slowly restarts, the news editor notes that "million year prison sentence" is a synonym for "job".

SEO my wallet in the New Year.

We ring in the New Year with the one and only Danny Bivens!

"Nobody trusts anybody now...and we're all very tired."