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NINTENDO UNVEILS PLAN TO ARM WOODLAND ANIMALS
Foxes, Toads and Falcons to Receive All Means of Assault Artillery
REDMOND, Wash.--Feb. 7, 2005--For too long, foxes and other small
woodland creatures have been the targets of hunters. Now the hunted
will become the hunters. In coordination with the Society for the
Arming of Endangered Animals, Nintendo will provide a defense system
to a limited number of these animals in the form of high-tech assault
weaponry.
"Too often the smallest creatures are the most defenseless,
subject to the ravages of nature and human encroachment on their
habitats," says Reynard Vulpine, Nintendo of America's senior vice
president of animal-human reconciliation. "By arming woodland
creatures with sophisticated assault technologies, Nintendo aims to
level the playing field."
Nintendo will begin the program on a trial basis, through the
launch of Star Fox(R): Assault for the Nintendo GameCube(TM), by
arming a test group comprised of two foxes, a hare, a toad and a
falcon with a variety of weapons, including automatic blasters, sniper
rifles and rocket launchers. The team of woodland creatures also will
have access to Landmaster tanks to roll over hostile terrain, and an
Arwing fighter plane.
Nintendo already has conducted a field test of the program. To see
the results, pick up a copy of Star Fox: Assault, made exclusively for
Nintendo GameCube, available Feb. 14.
Up to four players can compete in head-to-head combat as animal characters like Fox McCloud, Slippy Toad, Peppy Hare and Falco Lombardi. In single-player mode, Fox uses the help of his colleagues to thwart an infestation of mechanized insects and biomechanical beings. The results of the pilot program can be screened at www.starfox.com, and a short documentary can be viewed at www.nintendo.com. Star Fox: Assault is Rated T for Teen.