"What are ya buyin'? What are ya sellin'?" "Uh, three games and a kidney respectively."

The Switch will be getting a whole lot more frightening on May 21.

Capcom have announced that the three Resident Evil titles announced for Switch last year - remastered versions of RE0, the original, and Resident Evil 4 - will all release on May 21. An "Origins Collection" with 0 and 1 will be available at retail, while 4 will be eShop only for now.

Featuring the late, great Burt Reynolds in a small role.

The Saints will be bringing their unique brand of open-world mayhem to Switch in May.

THQ Nordic through their Deep Silver subsidiary have confirmed the open-world city conquering game will be available on Switch May 10. No pricing details were announced, but all of the game's original DLC will be available in "The Full Package".

For the curious, we're going into March like a lion. A big, hurty, lion.

I thought this thing was supposed to cover a lot of Thursday releases. We could have delayed it until tomorrow.

Thursday has a plurality, but not a majority like most weeks. There's even the dreaded Saturday release. Things I'm watching for: Trials Rising (which has a review up now), Treasure Stack, and Toe Jam & Earl as another one of those games I played at PAX East a couple of years ago.

Even more music for your fingers to dance to.

VOEZ version 1.6 has been released and adds 16 new songs to Rayark's colorful rhythm game. As is the usual for VOEZ's music library the songs cover a variety of genres including classic rock, EDM, and pop.

The full list of new songs:

- "Angel Wing" by uma

- "energy" by yourmythos

- "Festival Lights" by Mr. Fantastic

A decade and a half of names taken and asses kicked.

There is about to be a change at the top of Nintendo of America.

Nintendo of America announced today that current president Reggie Fils-Aime will be retiring on April 15. Doug Bowser, Nintendo's current senior VP of sales and marketing, will succeed him in the role.

Reggie started with Nintendo... Read more...

Apparently the #1 game in the country came out under the Devolver Digital "Earliest Access" program.

Nintendo started off 2019 with some strong hardware numbers and a solid performance in software, though not enough to overcome hordes in that department.

All sales figures are US only, from January 6 - February 2, and are dollar-based unless otherwise indicated.

In hardware, the Switch was the... Read more...

Darn that additional polish.

Yacht Club Games isn't quite free from the 8-bit adventures of Shovel Knight yet.

The company's latest blog update has confirmed that the King Knight pack, Shovel Knight Showdown, and the 3-pack of villain Amiibo (Specter, Plague, and King Knight) has been delayed. Yacht Club cited a desire to ensure the highest quality and ensure all the physical editions required no further patching before the launch.

"Oh, this is gonna be a light week." "Why must you turn this news section into a house of LIES?"

So much for the easy week, huh?

Yeah, I'm never believing that again. I think the list nearly doubled between the Direct and people who think shadowdropping stuff on Thursday/Friday is a good idea.

What's the opening gambit for this week, then?

I've actually been playing this week's big release,... Read more...

The breadcrumbs have been laid out and sources have told us VR could be coming to Switch soon.

Nintendo World Report believes that Nintendo could make its first VR-related announcement as early as this year, according to multiple sources. We also believe that a small, select number of traditional first-party software titles may receive VR support in the not-so-distant future. While this news... Read more...

I guess now we can keep saying all of the DLC is free!

The standalone sequel to Hollow Knight, titled Hollow Knight: Silksong, will be releasing on Nintendo Switch.

First promised as a stretch goal for the original Kickstarter campaign, Silksong was originally meant to be a DLC expansion for Hollow Knight. Team Cherry announced today that the scope... Read more...

File under "the worst kept secret in the business".

Following multiple retailer and self-leaks, we have confirmation of Assassin's Creed III and Liberation on Switch.

The Wii U launch title (AC3) and its 2012 followup (Liberation) will be sold together starting on May 21 as Assassin's Creed III Remastered. Liberation, originally a PlayStation Vita title, will be based on the HD version.

Another game to enjoy in Tate Mode.

The epically cute Disney Tsum Tsum Festival will be coming to Switch later in 2019. You’ll be performing a myriad of typically Canadian activities such as curling, air hockey, etc with some of your favorite Disney characters. Up to 4 players will be able to compete online and locally, and the game will be a Switch exclusive later this year.

Featuring believable handling!

GRID Autosport was announced for Nintendo Switch in today's Nintendo Direct.

The realistic racing game from Codemasters and Feral Interactive will be coming to Switch this summer. The Switch version will feature all DLC from previous versions. Players will also be able to fully customize their controls and play with motion controls.

Did somebody order a EA game?

Yoshi isn't the only creature in the Nintendo sphere who can get woolly.

Unravel Two will be available on the eShop starting March 22. A part of Electronic Arts's partner program, the game features a pair of red and blue creatures named Yarny who try to climb their way through large worlds.

Originally, the game released on PlayStation 4 and Xbox One after EA's Play conference last June.

From the ashes of Scalebound come future-cops in battle-shorts!

Platinum has revealed their next Nintendo exclusive title. Astral Chains, a futuristic character action game, is headed to Nintendo Switch on August 30th. Hideki Kamiya (Bayonetta) is serving as supervisor and Takahisa Taura (NieR: Automata) is acting as director. In Astral Chains, you take control... Read more...

We don't know about the plot because well, dogs.

The follow-up to Undertale is coming to Switch in two weeks.

Deltarune, the episodic follow-up to Undertale that released on PC late last year, will be available February 28 on Switch. As with the PC version, the first episode will be a free download, though future episodes will be paid.

Ninja Theory's award-winning game is coming to Nintendo Switch.

Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice is coming to Nintendo Switch.

A port of the award-winning game from Ninja Theory was announced during today's Nintendo Direct. Hellblade is a fantasy action game starring a protagonist who is suffering from the effects psychosis. The game was developed with the assistance... Read more...

We now have a timeframe.

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night has its latest release window.

During today's Nintendo Direct, it was announced that the platformer will be coming to the Nintendo Switch this summer. A new trailer has also been released showcasing gameplay:

Originally scheduled for a 2017 release, Bloodstained has been pushed back a number of times, most recently into 2019. Development at one point moved from the Wii U to the Switch.

My schedule will be filled by Square-Enix titles for the foreseeable future.

Announced in the Nintendo Direct is new Square-Enix RPG, Oninaki. Players will take on the role of Kagachi, a Watcher whose job it is to search for lost souls before they manifest into a monster. Kagachi will be able to cross between worlds, entering the realms of the living and dead as he pleases. Oninaki comes to Switch this summer with no solid date confirmed.

Just what I needed!

The Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker will be getting an update today and DLC next month.

Today's update will add the ability to play co-op with the second player controlling Captain Toadette. Also available for purchase today is a DLC bundle that will feature 18 new challenges across five worlds.