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⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
« on: June 14, 2018, 10:06:50 PM »
To Do:
Super Sidekicks 2



World Soccer Pinball



Super Sidekicks 3: The Next Glory



Poached by Neal and Co. Second opinion needed:

Soccer Slammers
False Review by Neal.
True and Honest Insanolord second opinion: Coming soon



Legendary 11
False Review by Neal
True and Honest Insanolord Second Opinion: Coming Soon

Completed:

Football Manager Touch 2018.
Review



FIFA 2018
Review



Super Sidekicks
Review


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Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2018, 10:25:55 PM »
Thanks Pokepal, you're doing the Lord's work. I wouldn't mind a second opinion on Legendary Eleven as well :D

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Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2018, 10:34:05 PM »
World Soccer Pinball Is like $2. Even some poor soul who gets by on bread crumbs and an iPhone X should be able to manage that.

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Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2018, 12:25:08 AM »
Shouldn't Fifa 19 and the Fifa 18 DLC be part of this docket?
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Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2018, 09:14:11 AM »
The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.
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Re: Insanolord's current review docket.
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2018, 03:20:51 PM »
Play RBI baseball with your hands and the soccer games with your feet. We're waiting on reviews over here!

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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2018, 04:28:44 PM »
The FIFA 18 DLC is nice but I don't know that it warrants a review (and if it did it really would have to have happened before the World Cup started). I'm really not interested in playing Legendary Elevem after how Neal's reacted to it, but I could probably knock out a couple of the smaller ones just to keep up appearances. I'm currently reviewing RBI Baseball as well, so they might not come that quickly, though.

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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2018, 11:37:13 PM »
Who does this Neal guy think he is? Insanolord is the one and only soccer authority on Nintendo World Report and everybody knows it. Either get with the program or get lost. :ph:
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2018, 05:49:34 AM »
Neal is really into arcade-style soccer games. He may be the world's biggest Sega Soccer Slam fan, so he tends to grab anything in that vein.
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2018, 04:51:13 PM »
I have won a $10 eshop card from something called Discord (spelling?), and I would like to use this $10 to put forth a bribe so that Insanolord will review some of this soccer backlog. What say you, Insanolord? Will you accept my bribe?

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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2018, 04:55:02 PM »
You don't need to bribe me, I'm going to do at least a couple of them once I knock out the RBI Baseball review later this week.
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Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2018, 08:24:55 PM »
So do we count NES soccer?

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2018, 08:40:15 PM »
Yes we do. In all fairness, it can be a mini-review

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Re: ⚽ Insanolord's current review docket. ⚽
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2018, 08:42:41 PM »
Just give it the "Recommended for Kairon" designation we all know it deserves and move on.
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2018, 09:14:44 PM »
We got another one boyz!

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2018, 03:16:46 AM »
I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2018, 03:23:29 PM »
Wut?!? time for a GoFundMe

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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2018, 04:03:50 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2018, 05:10:13 PM »
I'll let you know now that I'm not scheduled to review FIFA 19. We're getting big into video reviews for prominent releases and I don't currently have the hardware to record game footage.

I hope you'll at least give us a second review or a paragraph or two hot take.

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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2018, 10:54:28 PM »
Hell, you could probably do something clever with the review itself. Zach seems to be fond of that interview format so maybe do that with Insano as the interviewer and Neal the review thief as the one being interviewed.

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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2018, 10:56:20 PM »
Zach's just stealing my sparkling innovations. I was the one start the whole talk to yourself on these forums. I even did it in Talkback but the mods back then removed those conversations a couple times. Now, it's a review format of Talkback. Oh, the humanity hypocrisy!
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2018, 10:03:38 PM »
FIFA 19 on Switch doesn't let you use customized rosters in career mode. 0 out of 10.
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2018, 11:44:15 PM »
Once again, the Funhouse turns out to be the place to get the real scoop on the news and where to find the true review on a game. Talkback is too lamestream. Newsradio is the "real deal". There's a reason we won all those A.B.S.A.'s back in '96.
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« Reply #23 on: November 29, 2018, 09:56:50 PM »
There have been so many new soccer games released on the Switch, I can't even keep track!

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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2018, 12:27:12 AM »
I'm not sinking another ton of time into a maybe slightly improved but still subpar version of Football Manager. Just read last year's review and pretend the year in the title is one higher. And I'm really not going to be in the mood for anything soccer related after next Saturday if there's yet another Atlanta sports choke job.
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