Over/under on quality GIFs in the Talkback thread is 2.5.

A new system software has just launched for the Switch.

Version 6.1 of the system software launched earlier this evening. No new features were added, as the update is largely for resolving an issue with games not detecting new Switch Online subscriptions and the ever-useful system stability.

Updates are also available for the Joy-Con controllers.

I hear there's a cow level this time.

Last week broke the planning sheet with 36 NA releases, but this week isn't in that territory - at least as of press time. The big one is Diablo III: Eternal Collection, which brings the premiere third person looter to Nintendo consoles for the first time ever and Blizzard for the first time since... Read more...

Building a userbase one fishing pole at a time.

Nintendo's plans for Labo include a push into education.

In concert with the Institute of Play, schools in New York State have begun to receive Labo kits for use in science, technology, engineering, art, and math courses. The plan is to roll out into more than 100 schools across the US through the rest of the 2018-19 school year.

"What're ya buying? What're ya selling?"

2019 will see at least three Resident Evil titles on Switch.

Capcom have announced that ports of the original Resident Evil, Resident Evil 4, and Resident Evil 0 will all come to the Switch in 2019. No specific release dates have been given, nor details on plans for physical release.

Resident... Read more...

Starting from the back of the grid for extra quality.

Sega has dropped a caution flag on Team Sonic Racing for several months.

Originally slated for a winter release, the new Sonic racer will now take the green on May 21, 2019. The delay is for additional quality assurance for the title.

Have you ever danced with the dinosaurs in the pale moonlight?

The end of November will bring a horde of prehistoric horror to the Switch.

Studio Wildcard have announced that ARK: Survival Evolved will release for Switch on November 30. More than 100 dinosaurs and other beasts of legend will be available for hunting, including T-Rex and the Yeti.

The game will release in stores as well as on the eShop on the 30th.

Gotta hatch ‘em all!

Pokémon Go’s new Adventure Sync mode will track distance for hatching eggs and finding buddy candy in the background, Niantic announced today.

Trainers can opt in or out of the new feature and will receive weekly summaries tied to currently unannounced rewards. Adventure Sync connects to Apple Health and Google Fit to integrate with other health and fitness apps.

"Aww, that's sweet... I HATE SWEET! I NEED PHOTOS! PHOTOS OF BRITISH GAME SHOWS!"

In a heavy month for the 4K twins, the Switch has held its fire for November and December.

According to the NPD Group's September survey, running from September 2 - October 6, the Switch was down compared to last September. The survey reported increases in dollar sales for the Xbox One and PlayStation... Read more...

Some news for fans of random generation out of Europe

The roguelike family on Switch is going to add a new member in early November.

A listing for Rogue Legacy, Cellar Door Games's 2014 roguelike, has appeared on the European Switch eShop. The release date shows 6 November, and the price is €14.99/£10.99.

Rogue Legacy debuted on PC and PlayStation... Read more...

There's a lot coming out against 100 Hour Work Week Horse Game.

While the other platforms get to deal with realistic horse genitalia (the obvious result of 100 hour work weeks for over a year), the Switch has a busy week on its own. In fact, the number as of press time for Nintendo releases is 30, though that does include the physical release of a Wii game (in... Read more...

There's going to be a lot, but someone is only going for six.

Kanto has added a group of obsessives for Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee.

"Master Trainers", trainers who specialize in a single Pokémon, have been revealed for the November 16 release. These Masters will be found around the region and will be signaled by an icon of the Pokémon they represent appearing over their head.

The great crossover of Grant Kirkhope and Perry.

A latter-day 3DS title is coming to Switch, and the soundtrack has attracted an all-star staff that includes one of our own.

Chicken Wiggle Workshop, a Switch version of the Atooi-developed 3DS title, has announced that the Switch version will feature an orchestral remix of the soundtrack. In addition... Read more...

The drop rate for this loot is bonkers.

November is now up to three special Switch bundles, and the newest one is a real devil.

A bundle for Diablo III Eternal Collection will launch on November 2nd, alongside the base game. The bundle will include a decorated Switch and dock, a download code for the game, and a carrying case for US$359.99.

Reminder: Dark Souls is best enjoyed in airplane mode, because people suck.

So the stores will be well stocked with Switch software this week, with North America getting no less than nine different games with physical versions. The top dogs of the week are the Rairdin doubleheader of Dark Souls Remastered and Starlink: Battle of Atlas, with Warriors Orochi 4 and LEGO DC Super... Read more...

Hmm, that date looks familiar.

The Inkling won't be the only Splatoon-relevant Amiibo launching on Smash Ultimate day.

The Octoling Amiibo pack announced at E3 will release on December 7. A new trailer shows the Octolings in the costumes unlocked, including a full suit of armor and a witch outfit.

Realistic vegetables in feudal Japan.

One of the Switch's sleeper successes now has a trailer.

Originally announced in last week's Nintendo download blast, a demo for Ninjin: Clash of Carrots will be live on the eShop in North America shortly and can be picked up in Europe now. The full game launched on September 4, and will be on sale starting today.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this, and this, and this...

The month's updates to the NES library have included a special treat for those who haven't beaten the original Legend of Zelda.

In addition to NES Open Tournament Golf/Solomon's Key/Super Dodge Ball, a special save file has been added to The Legend of Zelda. The save file comes with the maximum 255 Rupees, the White Sword, a Magical Shield, the Blue Ring, and the Power Bracelet.

A Switch game is a fair bit cheaper than a 12-month gym membership you use twice.

New Super Mario U Deluxe has been pipped for the honor of first Switch game of 2019.

Fitness Boxing, a boxing-focused exercise game developed by Imagineer, will release on January 4, 2019. A price has not been announced for the game. The game was originally shown as a Nintendo published title overseas in Nintendo's last quarterly results.

What do I do with all these Chansey now?

Sinnoh Pokémon and stat balances will come “soon” to Pokémon Go, Niantic announced today.

Gen. IV's Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum introduced 107 Pokémon, some of which expanded evolution lines for previous Pokémon. Electabuzz, Rhydon, Magmar, and Eevee all have Gen. IV evolutions.

Gameplay balances will address player feedback, Niantic said. CP, Defense, Stamina, and HP adjustments aim to lower the gaps between Pokémon.

Round up the usual vehicular subjects.

Gear.Club Unlimited 2 is coming exclusively to the Switch on December 4, and will have a beefy roster of cars.

The sim racing game will feature 23 different vehicle manufacturers presenting their supercars. Chevrolet (Corvette), Porsche, Bentley, BMW, Jaguar, Lotus, and McLaren are among the manufacturers slated to take the green flag.