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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #75 on: January 29, 2011, 09:33:41 PM »
Hey Stratos, what is up with the shrinking pizzas at Pizza Hut?

I ordered 2 mediums for $11 and there were slightly bigger than a personal. WTF is up with that!?

I need some answers. I just ate an entire medium to myself and I'm still not full.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #76 on: January 30, 2011, 03:05:19 AM »
Hey Stratos, what is up with the shrinking pizzas at Pizza Hut?

I ordered 2 mediums for $11 and there were slightly bigger than a personal. WTF is up with that!?

I need some answers. I just ate an entire medium to myself and I'm still not full.

I want to know why when you order a pepperoni lovers it usually doesn't come with any more pepperoni then a one topping. Is it because I order thin crust, and they feel they can rip me off?
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #77 on: January 30, 2011, 10:19:10 AM »
It comes with more grease instead!
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2011, 10:45:18 AM »
I ordered 2 mediums for $11 and there were slightly bigger than a personal. WTF is up with that!?

What do you expect for eleven dollars?  Products don't generally go down in price, they lower the price and lower the size of the item so you think you're getting a better deal when really you're still paying the same amount.  Happens at the grocery store all the time.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #79 on: January 30, 2011, 11:28:30 AM »
I wanna know why BnM keeps ordering from PH when the experience is constantly worse than their pizza probably taste
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« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2011, 02:36:43 PM »
I like Pizza Hut. Something about that greazy sponge like crust that they call Pan.

But they keep telling me that it's the same size, but I know they are lying.

"It's the same size it's always been"

It's BS and they know it, why why not just level with me. I'm not an idiot.
The problem is that even at regular price, which just recently became $8, it's still a small pizza, so why call it a medium. It didn't even fill the box, it must be embarrassing. I mean, I could only imagine how it must feel to not be able to fill the box :) :P

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2011, 02:55:02 PM »
There is something about Pizza Hut's sauce and buttery, greasy crust. Sometimes I just crave it, like KFC and Crispy Kreme.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2011, 11:18:08 PM »
I like Pizza Hut. Something about that greazy sponge like crust that they call Pan.

But they keep telling me that it's the same size, but I know they are lying.

"It's the same size it's always been"

It's BS and they know it, why why not just level with me. I'm not an idiot.
The problem is that even at regular price, which just recently became $8, it's still a small pizza, so why call it a medium. It didn't even fill the box, it must be embarrassing. I mean, I could only imagine how it must feel to not be able to fill the box :) :P

You have shamed Pizza Hut employees the world over. Now we know why Stratos is always beat on by women and BnM isn't.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #83 on: February 01, 2011, 07:29:42 AM »
A medium pizza is 12 inches at Pizza Hut. Always has been. Always will. Large is 14 inches. The are made in these pans that would cost way too much to change out every few years. I've worked there almost 10 years and the pan sizes have not changed. Prices have changed -a lot- but not the sizes. So it is true that they haven't shrunk. It just means that the people making the pizza suck and don't follow policy (at least that is my guess). Could be a problem on a number of levels. Is the night person prepping dough for the next day using the right kind? Is the opening person making sure dough procedures are followed? Is the cook competent or are they an idiot that made the wrong size? Did the person cutting put a medium in a large box? A lot of dumb things can ruin the final product.

Either they are selling you smalls or they aren't making their dough right. You have to let the dough rise properly before cooking it. There are a lot of things that can ruin dough. Letting it rise for too long will ruin it and exposing it to the wrong temperature at the wrong stage will as well. Storage is also key as air can dry it out. Dough can shrink as well. I've seen it happen before and people usually notice the difference. So I make sure the dough has risen enough and toss the bad ones cause I think it is better to lose a little on dough than have to make new pizzas with toppings and expensive cheese twice and lose more money and also potentially lose customers. They also get flatter once the dough gets old.

Pepperoni is counted out on pizzas so either the cook isn't counting or just isn't making it right. It's possible you got someone elses regular pepperoni pizza because the cut person or server wasn't careful. A pepperoni lovers is actually comprised of extra pepperoni and extra cheese and you layer it. Dough, sauce, cheese, pepperoni, lots more cheese, lots more pepperoni. The amount of pepperoni is the same from a thin to any other pizza crust of the same size with hand tossed, pan and stuffed crust. You should have over 80 slices of pepperoni on a large and over 50 on a medium. The numbers exactly might vary from franchise to franchise but I doubt it. I've worked in two different franchises and they were the same. Though I've found that certain franchises suck. I won't name them but one of the larger franchises (not the one I work for now) did not impress me at all when I worked there and when I was a customer at their restaurants.

The most reassuring thing from these stories is that it shows how much more awesome my store and area is than a lot of other places. And from reports I read and hear my area is one of the best in the region. We apparently carry half the state so they push us harder to cover their sorry tails profit wise. There's this one store near the university that sucks super bad. Odds are you will get your pizza late there. They've been worst of three franchises for over a month in the speed department. Sounds like BnM's store there! The president's comments towards them are getting comical in his daily update. Maybe I should ask to take that store when I become a manager...

I wanna know why BnM keeps ordering from PH when the experience is constantly worse than their pizza probably taste

Probably because they give him free pizza when he complains? And if the stores he goes to suck as bad as they sound they deserve to be out that badly on their food costs and discount allowances. Just means the manager doesn't get their bonuses.

Sorry if that was too technical/serious but you caught me right after getting off work. And it was inventory/payroll closing/end-of-week night. So I've got pizza on the brain a lot more than usual. Tomorrow is my 'Friday' and it can't come any faster.

Best advise I can give you is call the complaint line or call the store to get compensated for the piss poor product. Be polite but firm.

Pity you didn't live in my area because I'd give an NWR discount and I tend to pamper my late night usual customers anyways. If I have extra sides that are going to go to waste I like to give them out.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #84 on: February 01, 2011, 07:49:17 AM »
What do I do about the sucky Pizza Hut in my delivery area? Move?

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #85 on: February 01, 2011, 10:20:46 AM »
What do I do about the sucky Pizza Hut in my delivery area? Move?

Order from a better pizza place? Those big franchises just can't stand up against local shops anyway, especially if you live anywhere near a college. The best pizza in the world comes from liberal college towns! :)
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« Reply #86 on: February 01, 2011, 10:34:48 AM »
That's absolutely true in my case. The best pizza I've ever had is from South Gate East, just a few blocks from my campus.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #87 on: February 01, 2011, 09:29:20 PM »
Alfonso's down the street from me doesn't have the best pizza, but the italian combo is to orgasm then die for.. :)

Gigi's across town though, near my gf, best specialty pizzas.. so much better than anything from a chain restaurant.

Stratos, if I'm ever in your area I'm hitting you up.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #88 on: May 20, 2011, 08:18:24 PM »
So I feel like some Pizza tonite and happen to check my email.

I'm a little excited that Pizza Hut possible has a deal that includes chicken wings, but then I'm met with this;


WTF is up with that? Can the advertising be a little more false and misleading.
I demand free pizza and wings now.... think you can call that in for me?

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« Reply #89 on: May 21, 2011, 07:14:24 PM »
LOL. 8 wings? We went through some weird portioning indecision last year. Went from 10/20 to 5/10/15 to 7/14/22 back to 10/20 with a 40 count party platter over the course of a year. They were trying to find the best balance of price vs profit vs what-the-customer-will-pay. I like the 10/20 because it seems simplest.

There is a coupon in my area for a 3 topping or specialty pizza + 10 wings for 15.99. There is another for 16.99 people are getting elsewhere. I just offer the 15.99 one as an in-store special to everyone. I seem to recall a few people with those 8-piece wing coupons. we just give them 10 since our system only rings them in in increments of 5 or 10.

Some regions are really odd with their portioning and marketing. Just badger one of the employees and see if they can upgrade your wings. Or mention my coupon. I'm sure it's online. Then you get more toppings.

Prices are going to go up on some of the sides in my area. Breadsticks are going from 3.09 to 4; Cheesesticks from 4.09 to 5; 2 liter from 2.50 to 3.00

Gonna be rather pricey :P We have this deal for bread + 2liter for $5, wondering if that is going to change too. No mention was made of it.

Though Dominos charges $5 for both breadsticks and cheesestiks in my area. Why are the bread as expensive as the cheese ones when cheese is so expensive? Probably because they think they can do it. I love their cheesy bread but they are robbing for breaksticks.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #90 on: May 21, 2011, 07:33:19 PM »
I took the deal online and got a 3rd topping out of it for free.

It was like $14 after tax for a Large 3 topping w/ 8 wings.

p.s. Charging $6.50 for 8 wings is highway robbery.
That's $0.81 per wing. Who in their right mind is gonna pay that?
Then they call in a deal for $.50 wing Wednesdays.... tha tshould be the everyday price.
Wings Wed. should be like $.35 a wing. That is how you sell some wings. Chicken ain't that expensive.

p.p.s. 14 wings for $10 isn't much better and neither is 22 wings for $15
I would have never gotten the wings if I didn't just basically get them for $2.50 ($.31 per wing)

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2011, 10:27:29 PM »
The funniest thing is the cheese bread from Papa John's that comes with a big tub of marinara, essentially making it a small cheese pizza once you add the sauce.
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« Reply #92 on: May 22, 2011, 09:05:27 AM »
So I walk into work today and there on the fax machine is a copy of that 12.99 coupon. Ugh. I talked with the boss and she said it was fine to give them 10 instead. We pre-portion them into sets of 10 so its easier than taking 2 out of every pouch. Course, my boss is the one that tells everyone to over top their pizzas because it looks skimpy when you make it to spec. Mushrooms shrink in the oven so I always put a bit extra of those on.

I don't think it was ever 6.50 for eight. When they changed the counts around they also changed the prices. But the online is still pretty stupid as it seems to force people to get them in fives and charges for sauce (each order of wings gets up to two free with them when ordered in-store). I tell my crew to never sell a 5-piece unless someone only really wants just 5 because its such a rip off opposed to 10.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2011, 09:23:47 AM »
I'm not pulling these numbers out of thin air you know....


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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #94 on: May 22, 2011, 02:52:25 PM »
Hahaha. BnM, I got to ask. Why do you still go there? It seems like all Pizza Hut has ever done is piss you off.

If I were you, I'd buy a generic pizza from a grocery store and add toppings, cheese, and spices yourself. I guarantee it'll taste better and be cheaper. I understand it's easier to order it, but their best deals are carry out so you're still leaving the house.
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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #95 on: May 22, 2011, 03:06:57 PM »
It's good, it's quick and the price is reasonable most of the time.
It's also very convenient as it's on the way to my mom's house or on the way home back from there.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #96 on: May 22, 2011, 03:17:51 PM »
Wings are a funny thing, they often seem really over priced. They're probably the least popular cut of chicken but it seems like you can buy breasts or thighs cheaper.

I've found I can make home-made barbecue wings that taste better than any of the fast food chain wings in my area.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2011, 05:35:08 PM »
I've found I can make home-made barbecue wings that taste better than any of the fast food chain wings in my area.

Not to sound pretentious, but you just found that out? How do you make em'? Fry them, grill them, or bake them?
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« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2011, 06:01:06 PM »
I bought a pack of wings at the Fred Meyer and took them home. I baked them, although the traditional way is to fry them without breading.
Greased up a cookie sheet then rubbed seasoning on to the wings: common seasonings include a combination of: Salt, Pepper, Paprika, Garlic Salt, cayenne pepper, Jonny salt. (sometimes I give them a light dusting of flour)
butt them into the oven at like 350-400 degreeds for about 40 min total.
at about 20 minutes I turn them over and brush them with sauce.
at about 30 minutes I turn them over again and brush the other side with sauce.

The chicken meat tastes fresher and juicier and the sauce isn't overpowering.

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Re: Stratos I'm calling you and The Hut out!!!
« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2011, 06:04:17 PM »
When I make wings I boil them and then finish them off under the broiler. I have an amazing homemade sauce that has to be cooked for three hours before use, but is so worth it. I'd post the recipe in the test kitchen thread, but it's not mine, and I've been sworn to secrecy.
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