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Offline Stogi

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2011, 11:49:45 AM »
And we're back!

What's the difference between a black and white fairy tale?
black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2011, 12:07:32 PM »
a black fairy tale vs a white fairy tale? I'm scared to attempt to answer that.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2011, 12:14:27 PM »
a black fairy tale vs a white fairy tale?

I was gonna ask the same question

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2011, 12:31:13 PM »
yup

Edit: I figure you guys would be all over this. So disappointing.
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 01:33:06 PM by The Unagi »
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2011, 03:10:10 PM »
a black fairy tale is black and a white fairy tale is white
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2011, 03:11:26 PM »
*rollseyes*
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« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2011, 03:22:42 PM »
white fairy tales have witches, black fairy tales have witch doctors
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2011, 03:23:34 PM »
*yawn*

Edit: Think more racist...ly
« Last Edit: March 31, 2011, 03:27:45 PM by The Unagi »
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« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2011, 03:41:34 PM »
black fairy tales are better at sports
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2011, 03:44:01 PM »
black fairies walk like dis, and white faries walk like this!

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2011, 05:26:35 PM »
I originally read it as "whats the difference between a black fair and a white fairy," not seeing the "tale" at the end. My immediate reply would've been:

Black fairy's have a natural flow anyone can get behind

To answer the actual riddle: In white fairy tales, there are no blacks. In black fairy tales, there's only white women.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2011, 05:31:23 PM »
*chuckles* not bad, not bad.

I'll give you guys the original answer to this riddle to get you thinking:

A white person's fairy tale starts "Once upon a time..."

A black person's fairy tale starts "YOOOOOO You ain't gonna BELIEVE this **** SON!"

but instead of the beginning, think about the ending.
black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2011, 06:00:32 PM »
black fairy tales are better at sports

This is quite possibly the funniest thing Perm has ever said.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2011, 06:06:14 PM »
*chuckles* not bad, not bad.

I'll give you guys the original answer to this riddle to get you thinking:

A white person's fairy tale starts "Once upon a time..."

A black person's fairy tale starts "YOOOOOO You ain't gonna BELIEVE this **** SON!"

but instead of the beginning, think about the ending.

White: "and they lived happily ever after"

Black: "You are NOT the father!"
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2011, 06:21:33 PM »
black fairy tales are better at sports

This is quite possibly the funniest thing Perm has ever said.

How did I miss that one? LMFAO

*chuckles* not bad, not bad.

I'll give you guys the original answer to this riddle to get you thinking:

A white person's fairy tale starts "Once upon a time..."

A black person's fairy tale starts "YOOOOOO You ain't gonna BELIEVE this **** SON!"

but instead of the beginning, think about the ending.

White: "and they lived happily ever after"

Black: "You are NOT the father!"

Now you're gettin' it.
black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2011, 06:42:26 PM »
close but no cigar?

White: /same
Black: "and they lived happily ever after" *cute record scratching to a halt* "Homie don't play that!" *white people running away from his blackjack*
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2011, 06:51:10 PM »
Should I tell the answer or let it ride?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2011, 06:52:51 PM »
let it ride, more people need to get involved. You'd think there'd be more racist comments on the internet, but nooooo NWR has to get it all backwards..
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2011, 07:13:37 PM »
Yeah I said it above. I figured people would be all over this one. But I guess if my riddles don't involve a girls snatch, no one cares.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2011, 07:28:00 PM »
... and he made it all the way home without being pulled over once.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2011, 07:34:08 PM »
whats the difference between black and white fairy tales

about 3 1/2 inches

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2011, 07:43:47 PM »
whats the difference between black and white fairy tales

about 3 1/2 inches



Someones on a roll!
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #72 on: March 31, 2011, 08:12:16 PM »
whats the difference between black and white fairy tales

about 3 1/2 inches

Thems ain't no fairy tales

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #73 on: March 31, 2011, 08:50:10 PM »
thats on my instant que.. i need to watch it.
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #74 on: March 31, 2011, 10:07:17 PM »
Black Snake Moan is great film.