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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2009, 12:54:56 PM »
So THAT explains easycure's and stogi's unending bromance...

I don't get it...
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2009, 01:28:17 PM »
I'm Ecuadorian by blood only, in spirit i'm all-american. I was the first american born in my family and thus they gave me the whitest name out of all of us "Michael Daniel [last name]"

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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2009, 05:07:02 PM »
So THAT explains easycure's and stogi's unending bromance...

I don't get it...

I don't either :)

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2009, 06:02:36 PM »
Are you saying it's because we're both first generation Americans?
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2009, 06:11:14 PM »
All rise.... just kidding, you can sit now.

We are all here to hear the case brought forth before us today.
The case of GP vs The Funhouse

We have on the plaintiffs side
Golden Phoenix , being represented by the "clean to a fault"
Mop_it_up

on the side of the defendants, we have
BlackNMild2k1 , Deguello , D_Average , Maxi ,
 Lindy , Pale, Nick DiMola (aka Mr. Jack) ,
Ian Sane, Kashogi Y. Stogi , Easycure ,
Zap , Khushrenada & DrewMG being represented by the "like no other" & the Funhouse's own

Khushrenada

Golden Phoenix has stated the reason for bringing this case to the court, which is documented and accessible to the public ::here::, and now is the time for the Representation for both sides to present their cases to prove or disprove why such claims hold merit and should be recognized by not only The Funhouse but the NWR forums as a whole.

Michael Buffer: "LET'S GET READY TO..." ::gavel::

Court is now in session.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2009, 06:58:32 PM »
The defense requests a recess since they will not be around until 4-5 hours later.
Whoever said, "Cheaters never win" must've never met Khushrenada.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2009, 07:22:11 PM »
Court is now in adjourned, but the plaintiff may still present their case for when court is back in session.

Let's all reconvene in about 4-5 hours time.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #57 on: October 10, 2009, 12:30:31 AM »
*looks around*

**** did this trial get moved to a bigger court?
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #58 on: October 10, 2009, 12:39:04 AM »
I'll make my case.

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"D_Average - Has PS3 cooties"

Nothing could be further from the truth.  If I had such a disease I would own and apologetically defend such titles as Killzone 2, Resistance 2, Metal Gear Solid, Gran Tourismo, Rachet and Clank, and Uncharted.  While I have played some of these games, I own none of them and could care less about most of them.  In fact, I have far more Wii/GCN titles than PS3 and I've never purchased a PSP which is usually a symptom of such a disease.  And though I do I own LBP, I basically think it sucks.  At the end of the day, I'm just an "average" gamer who plays whatever is fun at the moment.  Such a stereotype as "ps3 cooties" makes me mad and turn into a mean nasty troll.  I just want the court to force GP to see me as I really am.  Stop player hatin.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #59 on: October 10, 2009, 12:44:48 AM »
*looks around*

**** did this trial get moved to a bigger court?

No, just delayed till Saturday morning.
Waiting for the representation to present their cases.

Mop_it_up is free to go first. I think she would want to get her clients accusations burned into the minds of the jury before Khush comes in and tears it all down, complete with alibi's and witness statements, or whatever he has prepared.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #60 on: October 10, 2009, 02:02:48 AM »
Well, if GP is the prosecution, she should go first. Unless Mop_it_up is the prosecution. If GP wants to argue that she has gone first by listing why each person charged deserves the banhammer, fine. I'll then present my opening statement. And even if we weren't in a trial setting, I'd still let GP go first. After all, I believe in chivalry and that means ladies first. However, it also means I believe in honor and therefore view it as a duel. If GP is unwilling to accept this challenge, then she shall be charged as cowardly, unhonorable and a liar who should henceforth be banned from the funhouse area.

In other words, the defence is ready.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #61 on: October 10, 2009, 02:47:35 AM »
"CHEWBACCA IS A WOOKIE"

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2009, 04:47:05 PM »
Hmmm GP and Mop_it_up haven't shown up yet.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2009, 06:06:13 PM »
"CHEWBACCA IS A WOOKIE"

"LOOK AT THE MONKEY, LOOK AT THE LITTLE MONKEY!"

WIN
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2009, 07:48:45 PM »
GoldenPhoenix is right.

Everyone else doesn't know what they're talking about.

Trial over.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2009, 07:54:32 PM »
Uhhhh...... I got nothing.

That's a pretty weak opening argument.

Khushrenada, the floor is yours.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2009, 07:59:16 PM »
Well, that SHOULD be all that the jury needs to know, assuming they're a fair and level-headed bunch.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #67 on: October 10, 2009, 08:01:11 PM »
I take it that the jury is everybody else not in the trail.
Maxi is dead. I killed him and took his posts and changed genders.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #68 on: October 10, 2009, 08:22:24 PM »
I take it that the jury is everybody else not in the trail.

The internet is HUGE, the jury is selected from it.
That is all you need to know.


Is that how it works Mop_it_up? Am I doing it right?

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #69 on: October 11, 2009, 05:45:42 AM »
The facts are simple. GoldenPhoenix has come into this forum, this courthouse, and declared her judgement better than those charged here today. In fact, so greatly does she esteem her evaluation of these individuals that she states they are deserving of banishment from these forums. Strong words. Especially so if she had a reliable reputation she could use to add further weight to her opinions. But she doesn't. You can not trust her. You can not trust her because she is inexperienced, ignorant of facts, and manipulative. That will be clear for all to see by this trial's end. The defense has no further comment at this point.

Let the prosecution begin their case and call their first witness. I'm looking forward to it.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #70 on: October 11, 2009, 01:33:36 PM »
Is that how it works Mop_it_up? Am I doing it right?
Everything that you do is wrong.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #71 on: October 11, 2009, 01:37:40 PM »
Is that how it works Mop_it_up? Am I doing it right?
Everything that you do is wrong.

It only seems that way because you are looking at it from the wrong side of the glass.
Come to our side and you will see how right everything is.

But I shouldn't say anything more, if you have more comments please direct them at my lawyer. He will be happy to respond on my behalf.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #72 on: October 11, 2009, 01:42:20 PM »
And who is your lawyer? I thought you were representing yourself.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #73 on: October 11, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »
I'm with The Funhouse, on the right side of the Looking Glass.
We are being represented by Khushrenada.

GP's Lawyer doesn't even know who she is up against...... smh

GP's case being represented by Mop_it_up;

Going nowhere.... real fast

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #74 on: October 11, 2009, 01:55:30 PM »
I'm not GoldenPhoenix's lawyer, I think she's representing herself. I'm just stalling until she gets here, as I was hoping she'd pull up some examples for her claims. If not, then I guess I may have to do it myself...