Michael "TYP" Cole: "I'm (begrudgingly) having fun" - Ben Kosmina, after finally buying Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Jon Lindemann: "Obi, as a general rule I listen to what you have to say, hear only what I want to, and discard the rest." - me to Obi, riding around in Bloodworth's minivan during E3.

Mike "StrikerObi" Sklens: "It's a duck bill you moron!" - Ben Kosmina

Stan Ferguson: "You can observe a lot by watching."-Yogi Berra

David Trammell: "Would you like me to show you a few more tricks?" - Miyamoto to Tina Wood while demonstrating Nintendogs

Ben Kosmina: "Because we can." - Said by a Nintendo rep when asked why they decided to make the GameBoy Micro.

Karl Castaneda: "HURRRRR" - Ty's Funhouse