Sakurai is going to have to make an addition to the statue draw gulag.

"Oh my God!" "It's you!" Gunshot

Season two of Palamute and Me kicks-off this Monday.

It's probably safe to Google this.

As Jon's accountant, I worry.

While this might be particularly relevant this week, it is particularly relevant every week.

It has never been about fun.

What's with that third side? Too good to bother to figure out how to make it work?

To the moon!

Try, and he might pop a metal cap in yo' ass.

Party games, or party shames?

We are sorry for not loving Nintendo enough.

Destroy all evidence.

The mark-up is unbelievable.

Tis the season...

Age takes us all.

At one time we only had to fear bears. Now I'll take the bears.

We did a live show, most of us made it on time. You know who you are.

Please don't ask why.

I saw online that this podcast is produced by Quentin Roosevelt and the Lizard People.

Weirdly, its bloated Putin sycophant, Depardieu, not Cyrano Depardieu.

Noted men of culture do it again.

You can do both.

Let's-a go!

The REAL Steve would give you all the watches you could handle.

Jon's Overall Childishness Kiboshes [a] Show That Respect Audience Participation

Don't play Super Mario Sunshine.

Welp, we broke an episode. Have a Patreon Exclusive instead!

That's the slogan. CONSUME

To be clear, this material is not OF him. He's Michael, not Jerry, in this example.

Everything else is!

You want locust? We got 'em! Drought? Famine? How about fire tornadoes and hostile winds? In stock. Today.

Get off my source control.

This feels relevant in the moment.

He isn't as tall as you've been lead to believe.

How to make a billion dollars.

God Slayer is such a better name.

Ban all puns.

They're not "bad ideas," because this world is decidedly "post-factual." Which also is not coded language for "lies," because they support my position and therefore are not lies.

IT'S A CAFE!

A guide to life, love, and shutting the hell up, by Jon Lindemann

I'm serious, that's the entire episode.

Not who you think.

Where once the Wii U's rivers rolled with "amazing water," there is nothing.

Truly, doom awaits in his arms.

It burned his insides.

Procreation in the Mushroom Kingdom is both fraught and horrifying.

Send European game devs to prison.

I will not play Animal Crossing until I can be Resident Regent.

Playing the games you explicitly tell us not to.

No, really. We're all inside these days.

You lot spent months making jokes about Episode 666, so much so that we also got in on it. We even made plans for it, and then RFN happened.

I know where Cape Horn is located. You know where Cape Horn is located...

Jon's back. Yep.

In context, "The Tunnel Home" is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. I hate you Barry.

Close the lid, for one.

RFN is pro fighting in amateur hockey.

His normal...clothes(?) are not to get wet.

Only in France, and only with a soccer ball. Phantom R said so.

Gooigi's origin story continues to get shorter, yet more alarming.

Spring Man 2017 - 2017

Didn't we just do one of these? What do you mean it's been ten years?

He didn't.

We warned him.

I'll be home for the holidays...

Dear Pokemon Company, if you use these names we will sue you. - The Management

The sequel we never asked for is just in time for awards season.

If you want to grow-up big, strong, and angry then milk isn't going to cut it.

Remember when you write this piece, Ensure your words rhyme at least.

The capitalist machine's insatiable appetite for labor claims two of our regulars this week, but thankfully Syrenne provides reinforcement.

Be careful when placing your jewels.

Life is hard in Big Sky Country.

And who doesn't?

Primary skills include union avoidance, downsizing, and AD&D. Oh, and horrifyingly sexual imagery.

Turok Ivan "The Terrible" Bryce III. It's a family name.

Sometimes a little fudge goes a long way.

I'm not suggesting you kill them...

Do they give Annie's to podcasts?

We believe that we don't make a bad podcast, we make a podcast that rejects the "copycat" instincts of the podcast intelligentsia. This makes us a truly punk podcast.

A direct, multiple events, and a special guest!

Please address all complaints to NWR Mailbag.

Sadly, it's a 12-sided dice.

We've regressed to our new comedy relief character Jon Jon Binks.

This Joy Con is for adults only.

My annual performance review is about nothing but Rhajat.

An alarming number of episodes of RFN are about getting old.

It's got all the power!

We could all use a little anti-social unchecked ambition in our podcast.

Who needs PR when you can get PE?

Shadow launching the same day it's announced.

We discuss Nintendo's E3 Direct from earlier today, and touch on the other presentations from the past few days...as only RFN can.

I'm going to need to see your paperwork...

I thought about including an unknowable number of pluses but that would be too easy.

I can't name the show after "Pokaine" so we gotta go somewhere else.

I do not like Light Tears and Phans. I do not like them, Link-I-Am

This is Just how we describe One member of the RFN crew, who we won't be Naming.

There are no plans to redesign RFN to account for these terrible decisions.

No, but really, what IF it snowed in Stockton?

A shorter episode for the long week-end.

Finally, our artistic vision has been recognized.