Where once the Wii U's rivers rolled with "amazing water," there is nothing.

Truly, doom awaits in his arms.

It burned his insides.

Procreation in the Mushroom Kingdom is both fraught and horrifying.

Send European game devs to prison.

I will not play Animal Crossing until I can be Resident Regent.

Playing the games you explicitly tell us not to.

No, really. We're all inside these days.

You lot spent months making jokes about Episode 666, so much so that we also got in on it. We even made plans for it, and then RFN happened.

I know where Cape Horn is located. You know where Cape Horn is located...

Jon's back. Yep.

In context, "The Tunnel Home" is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. I hate you Barry.

Close the lid, for one.

RFN is pro fighting in amateur hockey.

His normal...clothes(?) are not to get wet.

Only in France, and only with a soccer ball. Phantom R said so.

Gooigi's origin story continues to get shorter, yet more alarming.

Spring Man 2017 - 2017

Didn't we just do one of these? What do you mean it's been ten years?

He didn't.

We warned him.

I'll be home for the holidays...

Dear Pokemon Company, if you use these names we will sue you. - The Management

The sequel we never asked for is just in time for awards season.

If you want to grow-up big, strong, and angry then milk isn't going to cut it.

Remember when you write this piece, Ensure your words rhyme at least.

The capitalist machine's insatiable appetite for labor claims two of our regulars this week, but thankfully Syrenne provides reinforcement.

Be careful when placing your jewels.

Life is hard in Big Sky Country.

And who doesn't?

Primary skills include union avoidance, downsizing, and AD&D. Oh, and horrifyingly sexual imagery.

Turok Ivan "The Terrible" Bryce III. It's a family name.

Sometimes a little fudge goes a long way.

I'm not suggesting you kill them...

Do they give Annie's to podcasts?

We believe that we don't make a bad podcast, we make a podcast that rejects the "copycat" instincts of the podcast intelligentsia. This makes us a truly punk podcast.

A direct, multiple events, and a special guest!

Please address all complaints to NWR Mailbag.

Sadly, it's a 12-sided dice.

We've regressed to our new comedy relief character Jon Jon Binks.

This Joy Con is for adults only.

My annual performance review is about nothing but Rhajat.

An alarming number of episodes of RFN are about getting old.

It's got all the power!

We could all use a little anti-social unchecked ambition in our podcast.

Who needs PR when you can get PE?

Shadow launching the same day it's announced.

We discuss Nintendo's E3 Direct from earlier today, and touch on the other presentations from the past few days...as only RFN can.

I'm going to need to see your paperwork...

I thought about including an unknowable number of pluses but that would be too easy.

I can't name the show after "Pokaine" so we gotta go somewhere else.

I do not like Light Tears and Phans. I do not like them, Link-I-Am

This is Just how we describe One member of the RFN crew, who we won't be Naming.

There are no plans to redesign RFN to account for these terrible decisions.

No, but really, what IF it snowed in Stockton?

A shorter episode for the long week-end.

Finally, our artistic vision has been recognized.

We talked a lot about Yoshi, titles are tough to come by.

If you've been one of those smarks who thinks it's funny to advocate for a Waluigi game, you've now got an out to drop your gimmick.

My golden tongue will guide the way.

After conferring with its medical staff, RFN was not able to clear James Jones for this episode. Fortunately, Jon steps in to host with Syrenne as a guest and absolutely nothing goes wrong. Nope, nothing at all...

Hopefully we can solve the great debate that's tearing apart the Highlander community.

The neighborhood has really gone to Hell.

I live my life entirely through explosions.

This week's Direct brought a ton of news, but the big news is the psychological effect of driving.

Orphan, isekai, power-creep, friendship.

I'm going to keep pushing the envelope with episode titles until somebody says something.

Radio Free Nintendo did two segments during the 2019 Telethon. I say that, but really we did our 2019 predictions and then Jon and James had a fever dream.

We're calling out our Top 5 games of 2018, but Jon is busy doing something else entirely.

Jon is trying to get into streaming. He's going to need some help.

Googling Radio Free Nintendo's "best game" of 2015 is more akin to cliff diving.

It's the holidays! Time to spend time with your family and pretend you like them.

Nothing says "holidays" like using regional insults to tell your least-favorite podcast host how you feel.

Cinema, for one.

Go ahead and tell me all my character flaws.

Available where nightmares are sold.

Guess who's coming to dinner.

It's high time that RFN teaches you how to raise that child right. Straps and Virtual Boy required.

There is a sublime irony that my notes indicate Jon spawned this title.

Let me be your master of Spinjitzu.

I prefer au naturel.

It's entirely possible these titles are just being randomly generated. You can't prove otherwise.

The more you think about this title, the more it's going to upset you. And now, you're caught in my trap.

What will it do to you, and are your kids safe? Listen to this podcast to find out!

Deceiving investors is easy if you're incorporated in a different country.

New Super Radio Free Nintendo 4U Deluxe.

May he hop ever-forward.

Sometimes the name of the game is the game of the names.

Our SEO is on point this week.

The hottest style trend of 2018 is coming at you straight outta the woods.

Smash Bros. is all about crossovers and mix-ups.

Making a podcast is a high-risk operation, requiring nerves of steel.

She doesn't even have a mouth.

We've spent the last few years really making the 2010s a firestorm, let's go mess up the 1980s too.

Available on VHS or DVD for only $9.95, and each month we'll send you even more in-your-face wrecks from the twisted mind of Dr. Stewart*!

You still can, but the shame is as indelible as backing Ouya.

We could replace all New Business with Listener Mail and not impact marketability.

Don't worry, that's 100% sexual. Look at that smile! How could it be anything but?

Daisy is finally playable in Super Smash Bros. She's been at play in the NWR forums for years. You do the math.

Sometimes I don't even remember why I made note of a possible title.