He still doesn't have an evolution, because he isn't worth it.

Tokyo deep tissue.

I'm too sad to know the episode number.

Jon amiibo watch is officially on.

The counter reaches two.

I see you've selected WinBack.

I can't think of anything more DREAD-ful than that. Get it? GET IT?

He's finally here, everyone. And he brought his lawyer friends with him.

"Koopa Poopa" -Jon Lindemann, an adult.

I hate Mondays.

That art is going to make someone feel something.

An unexpected cancellation is rewarded with a look at what's brewing on the NWR Patreon. Be afraid.

There's only three timelines. One involves a fake moustache. It isn't this one.

Get ready for a more refined episode of Radio Free Nintendo.

You try living in a cave for 20+ years.

His actions and thoughts are between himself and God.

The President demands answers!

This seminar will teach you how to maximize your social impact via strategies that: create invisible synergies, foster long-term strategic partnerships with the intensity of a blood pact, and let you abandon the societal costs at the feet of society.

Welcome to Hot SOFIA Summer.

This Mii goes for 80 grand.

Think of the savings!

There's no time for an abstract.

Animal Friends hate it!

It's an E3 of (old) dreams in the shadow of a pandemic nightmare.

Naked negotiations on the Internet.

It's a shell of its former self.

If only The Queen could be a Disney princess.

Demonetized!

A non-zero amount.

@CanUYeetTheDogg

I hate everyone and everything.

Strangers on a Train, now starring Matthew Lillard and Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin.

Get your eyes checked.

Sakurai is going to have to make an addition to the statue draw gulag.

"Oh my God!" "It's you!" Gunshot

Season two of Palamute and Me kicks-off this Monday.

It's probably safe to Google this.

As Jon's accountant, I worry.

While this might be particularly relevant this week, it is particularly relevant every week.

It has never been about fun.

What's with that third side? Too good to bother to figure out how to make it work?

To the moon!

Try, and he might pop a metal cap in yo' ass.

Party games, or party shames?

We are sorry for not loving Nintendo enough.

Destroy all evidence.

The mark-up is unbelievable.

Tis the season...

Age takes us all.

At one time we only had to fear bears. Now I'll take the bears.

We did a live show, most of us made it on time. You know who you are.

Please don't ask why.

I saw online that this podcast is produced by Quentin Roosevelt and the Lizard People.

Weirdly, its bloated Putin sycophant, Depardieu, not Cyrano Depardieu.

Noted men of culture do it again.

You can do both.

Let's-a go!

The REAL Steve would give you all the watches you could handle.

Jon's Overall Childishness Kiboshes [a] Show That Respect Audience Participation

Don't play Super Mario Sunshine.

Welp, we broke an episode. Have a Patreon Exclusive instead!

That's the slogan. CONSUME

To be clear, this material is not OF him. He's Michael, not Jerry, in this example.

Everything else is!

You want locust? We got 'em! Drought? Famine? How about fire tornadoes and hostile winds? In stock. Today.

Get off my source control.

This feels relevant in the moment.

He isn't as tall as you've been lead to believe.

How to make a billion dollars.

God Slayer is such a better name.

Ban all puns.

They're not "bad ideas," because this world is decidedly "post-factual." Which also is not coded language for "lies," because they support my position and therefore are not lies.

IT'S A CAFE!

A guide to life, love, and shutting the hell up, by Jon Lindemann

I'm serious, that's the entire episode.

Not who you think.

Where once the Wii U's rivers rolled with "amazing water," there is nothing.

Truly, doom awaits in his arms.

It burned his insides.

Procreation in the Mushroom Kingdom is both fraught and horrifying.

Send European game devs to prison.

I will not play Animal Crossing until I can be Resident Regent.

Playing the games you explicitly tell us not to.

No, really. We're all inside these days.

You lot spent months making jokes about Episode 666, so much so that we also got in on it. We even made plans for it, and then RFN happened.

I know where Cape Horn is located. You know where Cape Horn is located...

Jon's back. Yep.

In context, "The Tunnel Home" is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen. I hate you Barry.

Close the lid, for one.

RFN is pro fighting in amateur hockey.

His normal...clothes(?) are not to get wet.

Only in France, and only with a soccer ball. Phantom R said so.

Gooigi's origin story continues to get shorter, yet more alarming.

Spring Man 2017 - 2017

Didn't we just do one of these? What do you mean it's been ten years?

He didn't.

We warned him.

I'll be home for the holidays...

Dear Pokemon Company, if you use these names we will sue you. - The Management

The sequel we never asked for is just in time for awards season.