Found object: TEH FUNNEY
I saw this at the Something Awful forums. Which are not for youngsters.
This a challenge to all those who are heading out to E3 in a week. Most points wins. Try and collect them all at this year's Electronic Entertainment Expo.
E3 Scavenger Hunt
Basic Pass 5 points
Media Pass 50 points
A photo of yourself with a booth babe 5 points
Fake industry credentials 10 points
A photo of a lecherous executive with a booth babe 5 points
Ten people wearing "All your base are belong to us" t-shirts 10 points
Hijacked PalmPilot eBusiness Cards 5 points each
A photo of someone unsuccessfully hitting on a booth babe 1 point
A lock of John Romero's hair 25 points
A photo of someone successfully hitting on a booth babe 50 points
Media CD-ROMs 2 points
Source CD-ROMs 100 points each
A photo of yourself successfully hitting on a booth babe 200 points
A remake of an old classic video game that doesn't do the original any justice at all 10 points
Someone who attempts to speak l33t verbally 10 points
Witness a PC versus console argument 2 points
Witness a Playstation2 versus Xbox versus GameCube argument (any combination) 5 points
Witness an AMD versus Intel argument 5 points
Witness a Quake 3 Arena vs Unreal Tournament vs Counterstrike argument (any combination) 10 points
Witness a 3dfx versus NVidia argument 15 points
Witness an S3 versus Matrox argument 25 points
Initiate any of the above arguments 20 points each
Win at one of the above arguments 50 points
A photo of you with your favorite webmaster 25 points
A photo of you being slapped by a booth babe 50 points
A Game promoter whose game is not working 10 points
Someone complaining that Tribes 2 is a system hog 1 point
A programmer who works for Electronic Arts 10 points
A programmer who doesn't work for Electronic Arts 15 points
A programmer who used to work for Electronic Arts 2 points
A programmer who has never worked for Electronic Arts 25 points
An upcoming Playstation 2 game that looks like ass 2 points
Someone with advance screening tickets of Tomb Raider: The Movie 10 points
A webmaster begging for spare change 10 points
CliffyB wearing something totally garish 1 point
Free Candy 2 points
A free software promotional t-shirt 2 points
A free hardware promotional t-shirt 2 points
A free firmware promotional t-shirt 50 points
A free, promotional baby-t 10 points
Enough free promotional t-shirts to wear a different one each day for a month 80 points
Someone losing at an FPS game complaining that "The mouse is upside down" 10 points
A game promoter who doesn't know what type of system it is currently being demonstrated on 5 points
A game promoter who doesn't know a thing about the game he is promoting 10 points
A marketing executive who doesn't know a thing about the game he is trying to sell 2 points
Someone complaining that soda is too expensive 2 points
A résumé of someone whose last job was at DailyRadar 20 points
a free drink 1 point
twenty free drinks 19 points
Sore feet 5 points