Author Topic: Safe Words 3! Arkham Asylum. Game Over. (Read 41826 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** April 01, 2015, 12:37:48 PM »

It was a dark and stormy (k)night....

Welcome to the city of Gotham! Home of millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson! But what's this? Trouble is brewing at the Arkham Asylum. Batman's greatest foes have broken free and taken over! Looks like Batman's bad habits have finally come to haunt him......

Alerted by the Bat-Signal, Batman and Robin spring into action. Great Scott! What's this? Batman and Robin have been captured in a clever trap by these fiendish finks! With our daring do-gooders detained by these diabolical delinquents, it looks like the only ones able to save Gotham are the true blue men and women of the Gotham City Police Department. But can they survive the 12 floors of Arkham Asylum in order to reach the top and save the dynamic duo? Find out.... in SAFE WORDS 3!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2015, 12:38:08 PM »

And now..... the host of Safe Words 3......... KHUSHRENADA!!!!

Hello, hello. Thank you and welcome. For the third edition, I thought I'd try something new. I'm going with a Batman theme but this time, there is almost a silver of a story to go with the game. In the latest players vote, the idea of adding new words each round was rejected 2-1. Just as popular was the ability for the winner to ban another person on these forums. Apparently, a lot of you people don't like each other here......

But let's meet this game's contestants! (Or should I say GCPD members going by the story.)

Ha ha ha ha ha. I love that joke! It never gets old!

In order to determine the selection order for this game, I decided to rank the players based on the Scrabble score of their usernames from lowest to highest. In the case of a tie score, it was then broken by the username's first letter. In Scrabble, to begin, players choose a letter and the closest to A starts so likewise the first letter of the username closest to A was slotted ahead to break the tie. Fun! Here's how the selection order turned out.

~~1. Soren~~
~~2. Stratos~~
~~3. Insanolord~~
~~4. Silenced~~
5. lolmonade
~~6. Mop it up~~
~~7. UncleBob~~
~~8. ObbyDent~~
~~9. ShyGuy~~
~~10. Nuclearspeed~~
~~11. oohhboy~~
~~12. Nickmitch~~
~~13. Triforce Hermit~~

This means Triforce Hermit will be selecting the first bomb word! Man. He wins last game and now gets the advantage in starting this one. Why does he get all the breaks? The list of words you will be choosing from this game are:

~~Catwoman~~

~~Clayface~~

~~Clock King~~

~~The Joker~~

~~Mad Hatter~~

~~Mr. Freeze~~

~~The Penguin~~

~~Poison Ivy~~

~~Ra's Al Ghul~~

~~The Riddler~~

~~Scarecrow~~

~~Two-Face~~

The Ventriloquist

Fallen in the line of duty:

13. ShyGuy
12. Soren
11. Insanolord
10. Nuclearspeed
09. oohhboy
08. Triforce Hermit
07. Mop it up
06. ObbyDent
05. Silenced
04. Stratos
03. Nickmitch
02. UncleBob
01. lolmonade

Stratos · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2015, 06:41:47 PM »

Posting so I am reminded when it is my turn via the "new replies to your posts" page. Life is crazy but I will still try to be prompt. I moved and will be w/o internet or cell service until next week so I'll be checking from school and work.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2015, 06:51:21 PM »

I have the first bomb word and the game is on.

Soren, you have the first choice. What will you choose?

Soren · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2015, 07:09:51 PM »

I'm going to choose that gorgeous hunk ~~Cillian Murphy~~ Scarecrow.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2015, 07:12:15 PM »

Not so scary after all. Soren survives!

Stratos is now choosing.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2015, 07:15:28 PM »

Lieutenant Kitch, reporting for duty.

Silenced · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:09:17 PM »

Some people tell me I do a mean Christian Bale impression.

Others tell me to stop smoking in public places.

Stratos · « **Reply #8 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:28:40 PM »

Gonna choose The Penguin. He seems to be getting along in Gotham so I hope his luck gets me through!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #9 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:46:04 PM »

You are safe. Insanolord is now up.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #10 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:49:48 PM »

I'm going to go with The Joker, since it is my stated objective to cause chaos and disrupt this game.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #11 on:** April 02, 2015, 05:13:18 PM »

And so far it is working for you. You're on to the next floor!

Silenced, the choice is now yours.

Silenced · « **Reply #12 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:46:01 PM »

Clayface!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:35:13 AM »

I think Khush should reiterate the list each time he posts for the next player to go, with the chosen names crossed out.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2015, 12:36:02 AM »

I agree with ShyGuy, Khush is lazy and sucks at hosting.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2015, 01:30:13 AM »

Silenced is a-ok.

I've always thought about blowing someone up if they choose the same word as someone else but keeping track of what words are left to choose isn't that hard to do so I have listened to the requests of the good detective Kitch and will let players know what is left to still choose from. You'll notice that despite Insanolord complaining about how I hadn't done this, he didn't step up and post a list of remaining words because he doesn't want to actually work to help the community. Just complain about everyone. Now if Maxi was still here, he'd be posting a list of remaining words for players even if he was killed off. Maxi understood community spirit. (And how to spam posts to inflate his post count.)

lolmonade, the pressure is on you. This is the list of remaining choices:

Catwoman
Clock King
Mad Hatter
Mr. Freeze
Poison Ivy
Ra's Al Ghul
The Riddler
Two-Face
The Ventriloquist

Silenced · « **Reply #16 on:** April 03, 2015, 01:57:55 AM »

If NWR was made into a reality TV show I really think people would love it.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #17 on:** April 03, 2015, 02:23:49 AM »

Huh? You want to make Safe Words a reality TV show? Well, I've already triple copyrighted the idea and am pitching the concept to a Tajikistan cable network who love this idea so back off. I'm selling it first!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2015, 02:27:33 AM »

I'm fairly certain it says somewhere in the ToS for these forums that anything posted here belongs to Nintendo World Report, so if anyone's cashing in on this idea it's me.

Silenced · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2015, 02:40:19 AM »

At one point in time I was Steven Speilberg.

I'll make you both famous.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** April 03, 2015, 02:58:31 AM »

Well, ok. But only as long as Insanolord's face melts off at the end and he explodes while I get the girl and 3 more sequels of varying quality.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #21 on:** April 03, 2015, 03:01:52 AM »

Khush needs to be abducted by aliens and then slowly go crazy until they come back and take him away forever.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #22 on:** April 03, 2015, 03:27:36 AM »

That's the best you got? It just means I'll live longer than you by travelling at the speed of light while you age and die giving me plenty of years to dance on your grave and/or desecrate it. The aliens returned their other abductees. I expect to return as well so I'll take that option also.

Silenced · « **Reply #23 on:** April 03, 2015, 10:48:45 AM »

The only aliens I've met are made of CGI and seem to hate Russians.

lolmonade · « **Reply #24 on:** April 03, 2015, 11:51:54 PM »

Ra's Al Ghul

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Author Topic: Safe Words 3! Arkham Asylum. Game Over. (Read 41826 times)