Topic: Safe Words 3! Arkham Asylum. Game Over.

[Triforce Hermit]

Does Unclebob even have a game out of the gold rewards he doesn't have yet?

[pokepal148]

We all know unclebob is the mad hatter.

[Khushrenada]

The two detectives stealthily walked down the main corroder of the top floor with their guns drawn. They came upon a fork in the hallway. Peering down the 2 paths, they could make out the voice of The Ventriloquist come from one side and the Mad Hatter coming down the other. "I'll take The Ventriloquist," said lolmonade. "And I'll go with the Mad Hatter," replied Sargent UncleBob. The two spilt up.


Getting to the end of the hallway, UncleBob could see the Mad Hatter sitting in a chair talking to his two crew members, TwiddleDee and TwiddleDum.

"Freeze!" shouted UncleBob.

The Mad Hatter jumped from the shock and, spinning to face UncleBob, unleashed his hypno-ray.



Jumping to avoid it, UncleBob fell to the ground and the impact caused him to pull the trigger of his gun. The bullet ricocheted right into a bomb the Mad Hatter had been working on.

[Khushrenada]

Meanwhile, lolmonade had snuck up on The Ventriloquist.



Scarface was arguing with Arnold about how they should kill the Batman.

"Freeze!" shouted lolmonade.

"What the..?" exclaimed Scarface as the Ventriloquist turned around to face lolmonade. However, the explosion from the Mad Hatter and UncleBob fiasco caused lolmonade to pull the trigger and shoot Scarface. Panicked by the bomb and his own gunshot fire, lolmonade kept shooting and riddled the Scarface dummy full of bullets.



After calming down, lolmonade arrested the weeping Arnold Wesker and then freed Batman and Robin.

"Good work, detective," exclaimed Batman, "But I'm afraid we're not out of the clear yet. The Ventriloquist has created a massive bomb that could blow up the entire city of Gotham!"

"Holy Hiroshima, Batman!" yelled Robin.

"Quite right, Boy Wonder," replied Batman, "Get the rest of the staff to safety, detective. Robin and I will go and defuse the bomb."

lolmonade agreed and got the rest of the hostages to safety, thankful that he had survived. As for Batman, after a bit of an ordeal, he was finally able to defuse the bomb.

And thus Gotham City was safe once more! Give or take a few police officers.......

[Khushrenada]

This means that lolmonade is the official winner of Safe Words 3! He wins the prize offered by Triforce Hermit!

UncleBob is now 0-2 in Safe Word finals. Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.


For some reason, the last three players to choose a bomb word self-eliminated themselves by their choice. Congrats to lolmonade for picking a safe word each time in the last three rounds!

[Silenced]

Unclebob is Roz Doyle.


EDIT: Also, shameless self promotion for new mafia game. Join plz.

[Khushrenada]

And now the moment we've all been waiting for, the updated Safe Words Leaderboard!

As mentioned in previous Safe Word games, the players are all ranked by the F-Zero GX racing point system based on their position. For Safe Words 3, here are the points awarded:

1. lolmonade - 100
2. UncleBob - 93
3. Nickmitch - 87
4. Stratos - 81
5. Silenced - 76
6. ObbyDent - 71
7. Mop it up - 66
8. Triforce Hermit - 62
9. oohhboy - 58
10. Nuclearspeed - 54
11. Insanolord - 50
12. Soren - 47
13. Shyguy - 44


If we add the points from this game to the cumulative totals of players for all 3 games, here is the current all-time Safe Words Leaderboard:


1. UncleBob - 267 points
2. Triforce Hermit - 243 points
3. Mop it up - 208 points
4. Stratos - 193 points
5. Insanolord - 191 points
6. ShyGuy - 181 points
7. ObbyDent - 180 points
8. Soren - 178 points
9. lolmonade - 150 points
10. Nickmitch - 145 points
11. oohhboy - 102 points
12. Ceric - 100 points
13. Phil - 93 points
14. Nuclearspeed - 92 points
15. BlackNMild2k1 - 76 points
15. Silenced - 76 points
17. Evan_B - 71 points
18. Lucariofan99 - 58 points
19. Spak-Spang - 54 points
20. ejamer - 47 points
21. Hypotheliciously - 41 points


That wraps up Safe Words 3. Thanks for playing. (Or watching.)




And now we'll never play this game again.

[UncleBob]

And now we'll never play this game again.

Good, I retire the undisputed champion!

[lolmonade]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN randomluck MIRACLES?!?!?!

[UncleBob]

I just let you win, since I didn't need the prize.

:~(

[Mop it up]

Congratulations to the winner, lolmonade!

Another fun fact for all this: I still have not gotten to choose a bomb word, though I don't know if I'm the only one. Perhaps that's why I can't get more than halfway through...

[Mop it up]

So am I signed on to host the next game, or is something else happening?

[oohhboy]

Khush appears to have given up as there are no ego tripping powers involved, but free free to take up the baton.

[Khushrenada]

Khush appears to have given up as there are no ego tripping powers involved, but free free to take up the baton.

What? How dare you! Just for that, you are banned from any Safe Words game played from henceforth! How's that for ego tripping power?!!!

I thought I've explained myself well enough in the past that this is a game I think we could play every month. As such, since a game usually takes about two weeks to complete, I've allowed a week of rest after it ends and then a week of sign-ups which brings us to about the start of a new month for the next game. But you insatiable gamers want more, more, more. And now, other people even want to take away my hosting job for themselves. When will the madness end?

[Khushrenada]

So am I signed on to host the next game, or is something else happening?

That reminds me. If you host a game of Safe Words, you get an automatic 100 points. It's like you won the game also because of all the hard work you have to do. Also, if you create the game of Safe Words, you get an extra 1000 points. Thus, I have 1300 points in the Safe Words Player Rankings and am the number 1 ranked player.

And now we'll never play this game again.

Good, I retire the undisputed champion!

Not anymore. As mentioned above, your 267 points isn't even close to my 1300. I'm just too good for y'all.

[UncleBob]

You also forgot to mention the 2,000 bonus points for creating the superior "Do Say the Magic Word" game.  And the 700 bonus points for coming up with the awesome rule that the last person in the chain gets to pick the next word.  So I'm up to 2,967.  Suck it.