I didn't fully understand what it was until over a month later.
Maybe you're just slow. Pokepal's already picked up on it.
was a little far, might as well concede defeat here and cut my losses
Tee hee. My plan was to goad you into fighting back, then ban you all along.

(not really about the banning part. If I was inclined to abuse my power, there are others I'd ban first. That, and I'd probably screw around with ShyGuy's posts.)
But, to your comment...
In that case you ever wonder why you wake up and find the grips on your game controllers are all wet and wonder what happened
I wish I DIDN'T know what your mother did there...
something about trying to get in both ways i will let you interpret that
I can only assume that what my mother did was beat the crap out of your mother (obviously why she needed surgery) and took them back since I was tired of your mother using them for her naughty bits.
My mum can beat up your mum.
And now, we've come full circle.

You had a good joke there. I would have said...
You ever wonder when you wake up why your controllers are all wet? It's because you fell asleep with them stuck in your ass.
Well, if you'd stop licking my ass while I sleep, it wouldn't be so wet down there.