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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2013, 08:26:25 AM »
Holy Hell all this out of Snow, Rain and Fog?!?!

WW2 is an immensely complicated matter and there is no one metric that says this country is awesome sauce therefore the best. For every number or piece of technology you count as the end all answer to the question, one can all too easily counter with another attribute. This doesn't even take into account the possible twists and turns that history contains, neverminding the fog of time.

Short version: This is equivalent of "My Father can beat up your Father".
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2013, 12:48:31 PM »
Holy Hell all this out of Snow, Rain and Fog?!?!

WW2 is an immensely complicated matter and there is no one metric that says this country is awesome sauce therefore the best. For every number or piece of technology you count as the end all answer to the question, one can all too easily counter with another attribute. This doesn't even take into account the possible twists and turns that history contains, neverminding the fog of time.

Short version: This is equivalent of "My Father can beat up your Father".

This is a broader and more eloquent way of saying what I did, and I applaud you for your beacon of sanity in the sea of ignorance that is this thread.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2013, 12:52:52 PM »
My mother can beat up your father!


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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2013, 01:19:27 PM »
Your mother can beat me up.

And has.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2013, 06:13:33 PM »
I don't delve into her personal life and she mine.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2013, 06:54:13 PM »
should i be proud or horrified by how i nearly destroyed a topic with one post and wound up turning the funhouse into a quarintine bay without even trying

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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2013, 07:41:54 PM »
"****" is an appropriate feeeling to have. I have to ask, have you ever played an Advanced Wars game in your life?
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2013, 07:55:44 PM »
ive played the first one... my complaint came from there mostly, should have made that part clear

i like how crimm and unclebob are upstairs derailing the derailment

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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2013, 08:02:03 PM »
I'm upstairs derailing your mom.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2013, 08:09:41 PM »
*Applauds*

You gonna take that lying down, pal? ;)
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2013, 08:11:53 PM »
When you mean the "First" one are you talking about Nintendo Wars?

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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2013, 08:14:36 PM »
*Applauds*

You gonna take that lying down, pal? ;)

pokepal's mom takes it lying down.  Sitting up.  Bending over.  You name it.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2013, 08:31:49 PM »
he kinda has me in a corner here as an admin, he can accuse me of flaming and such and get me banned(which i can't making me the better man...)
but come now unclebob, picking fights with relatively unknown members of the forum you dont know and talking crap about their mothers. is this what you want with your life. my mom went through surgery last week.  how do you feel now...?

and i mean the first gba game
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2013, 09:00:50 PM »
Awww, I missed my chance to get in on all the World War II talk. And to think, I have such passionate opinions that disagree with everyone!

Eh, at least I'm here in time to watch Uncle Bob derail someone's mom. Don't judge me

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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2013, 09:07:23 PM »
he kinda has me in a corner here as an admin, he can accuse me of flaming and such and get me banned(which i can't making me the better man...)
but come now unclebob, picking fights with relatively unknown members of the forum you dont know and talking crap about their mothers. is this what you want with your life. my mom went through surgery last week.

So...



Fixed that for you.
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2013, 11:09:48 PM »
he kinda has me in a corner here as an admin, he can accuse me of flaming and such and get me banned(which i can't making me the better man...)
but come now unclebob, picking fights with relatively unknown members of the forum you dont know and talking crap about their mothers. is this what you want with your life. my mom went through surgery last week.  how do you feel now...?

and i mean the first gba game

lol... I won't ban you for punching back when I start throwing your-mom jokes out there.  Promise. :D

With that said:
A) "Your-mom" jokes aren't really about your mom.  So it doesn't matter if she had surgery last week.
B) I'm not talking crap about your mom.  It's a compliment to say that your mom is hot enough to get me in bed. :D

Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2013, 11:39:13 PM »
Go back and play it again, because you have clearly forgotten it has weather effects.

Come on what are you going to do? He Yo Momma you! Are you going to stand for this?
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Re: How not to talk about the Advance Wars video games
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2013, 12:12:35 AM »
YOUR MOM HAS WEATHER EFFECTS
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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2013, 03:25:20 AM »
he kinda has me in a corner here as an admin, he can accuse me of flaming and such and get me banned(which i can't making me the better man...)
but come now unclebob, picking fights with relatively unknown members of the forum you dont know and talking crap about their mothers. is this what you want with your life. my mom went through surgery last week.  how do you feel now...?

and i mean the first gba game

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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2013, 03:26:44 AM »
hey insanolord, put in those new emoticons okay?? p.s. your mom

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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #45 on: February 01, 2013, 10:42:37 AM »
Hey, do you guys remember when I said that this site fucking sucks for new members that haven't been here for ten+ years? Thanks for proving my point.

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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #46 on: February 01, 2013, 11:34:02 AM »
You can't use something that happened in the funhouse as proof of that. This place is inherently about inside jokes and not being serious at all, which makes it totally non-newbie friendly. To change that would be to destroy the essence of it.
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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #47 on: February 01, 2013, 12:49:30 PM »
Man, Soviet Communism produces a hell-hole of a country...

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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #48 on: February 01, 2013, 01:40:20 PM »
You can't use something that happened in the funhouse as proof of that. This place is inherently about inside jokes and not being serious at all, which makes it totally non-newbie friendly. To change that would be to destroy the essence of it.


That's bullshit. New members don't know the inner workings of the funhouse, especially when the name changes all the time. Hell, the day I first joined, I got a PM from ShyGuy to come join the funhouse. I didn't fully understand what it was until over a month later. Just because you've known what it is for ten years doesn't mean everyone will.
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Re: How not to talk about the Your Mom video games
« Reply #49 on: February 01, 2013, 01:53:19 PM »
he kinda has me in a corner here as an admin, he can accuse me of flaming and such and get me banned(which i can't making me the better man...)
but come now unclebob, picking fights with relatively unknown members of the forum you dont know and talking crap about their mothers. is this what you want with your life. my mom went through surgery last week.  how do you feel now...?

and i mean the first gba game

lol... I won't ban you for punching back when I start throwing your-mom jokes out there.  Promise. :D

With that said:
A) "Your-mom" jokes aren't really about your mom.  So it doesn't matter if she had surgery last week.
B) I'm not talking crap about your mom.  It's a compliment to say that your mom is hot enough to get me in bed. :D



in that case your mom can sure bring me to the fountain of dreams :-]
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