Topic: Stogi's what I trend thread

[Stogi]

So this is a topic where I detail **** I trend just to have it down in writing and hopefully turn one of you cooler kids onto my lifestyle.

First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch. I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped, but I love mine. Not only can it tell time, but it has a 3 oz flask (i.e. two shots). It also has a nice little compartment for random items...... ... ....

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Anyway, it's came in handy plenty of times (no pun intended), looks awesome when pulling it out of a blazer or suit jacket and women love it cuz it's different. All in all, it's been a rousing success.

So now I'm about trend something else.....Drum roll please.



THE FOREARM HANDSHAKE!

Why?

I don't know...if I had to pick a reason, I guess it's because it is more hygienic. I just think it's badass and hard to **** up. I hate when assholes grab my fingers when I go in for a handshake. I have to excuse them and do it all over again. I also think it's fun and more personal. Plus. no one does it.

So from now on, Imma shake peoples hands like I'm Kevin Sorbo. Feel free to join the movement.

[Caliban]

I've got two pocket watches, one for each hand.

[ThePerm]

I remember having a wristwatch which was made obselete by my cellphone.  On the other hand, I was more aware of what time it was because, i could just glance at my wrist. Now i have to pull the damn thing out of my pocket and take it out of its neon green case. I lost my celphone once and had to by a new one.  I bought the neon green case for it because i figured if it fell out of my pocket or something, id spot it quicker, later i my roomate who wasn't living with me when i lost it, found my old cellphone inside my black leather couch, and it really fucking sucks because i looked in that damn couch, even flipped the couch upside down.

[UncleBob]

First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch.

I have a pocket watch.  It doesn't have a flask or anything, but it can make phone calls, send short messages and go online.

[ShyGuy]

You can turn that handshake into a sick Judo move.

KA-POW

[NWR_insanolord]

I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped

If I weren't on staff this would be in my signature. It works on several different levels.

[Crimm]

I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped

If I weren't on staff this would be in my signature. It works on several different levels.

I would edit it to something else, lock your signature, and change your screen name to something effeminate.

[NWR_insanolord]

What happened to you, Crimm? You used to be cool.

[Stogi]

You should do that anyway.

[Crimm]

What happened to you, Crimm? You used to be cool.

Who says I'm not?

[ShyGuy]

I see sunglasses, that means he's cool.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I see sunglasses, that means he's cool.

Yes!!!! finally

I can be part of the cool crowd again!!!

[Dasmos]

First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch. I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped, but I love mine. Not only can it tell time, but it has a 3 oz flask (i.e. two shots). It also has a nice little compartment for random items...... ... ....

What the hell, please tell me where you got your pocketwatch.

[Stogi]

ebay

[Stogi]

Nothing to see here people

[Ponch]

<ahem>

[Stogi]

I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped

If I weren't on staff this would be in my signature. It works on several different levels.

I would edit it to something else, lock your signature, and change your screen name to something effeminate.

Called = Bluff

",_ ,"

SSHIT I TREND THREAD. OBNOXIOUSSSSSS

I am always accurate with time. I know how much time is lost, ,I know how much time is given.

I trend the nile aka comma space comma. It's used when you mentally come up for air. Plan for it.

[Stogi]

Nile comma