So this is a topic where I detail **** I trend just to have it down in writing and hopefully turn one of you
cooler kids onto my lifestyle.
First off, everyone knows or doesn't care that I have a pocket watch. I care if someone buys a pocket watch as much as I'd care if Crimm got raped, but I love mine. Not only can it tell time, but it has a 3 oz flask (i.e. two shots). It also has a nice little compartment for random items...... ... ....
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Anyway, it's came in handy plenty of times (no pun intended), looks awesome when pulling it out of a blazer or suit jacket and women love it cuz it's different. All in all, it's been a rousing success.
So now I'm about trend something else.....Drum roll please.

THE FOREARM HANDSHAKE!
Why?
I don't know...if I had to pick a reason, I guess it's because it is more hygienic. I just think it's badass and hard to **** up. I hate when assholes grab my fingers when I go in for a handshake. I have to excuse them and do it all over again. I also think it's fun and more personal. Plus. no one does it.
So from now on, Imma shake peoples hands like I'm Kevin Sorbo. Feel free to join the movement.