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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2009, 05:06:48 PM »
Looks like we have a counter-suit on our hands.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #101 on: October 12, 2009, 05:09:00 PM »
One can't help but question the prosecution's reading comprehension with the statements she is making. If one reads this thread in order, they will see that I asked to be a lawyer for the case of Deg vs D_Average. Unfortunately, that case was resolved out of court. However, the funhouse legal system assigned me to be a lawyer in this case for the defense. I accepted it since I was also being charged and I don't trust anyone else to handle my defense. If I hadn't been charged and put on the prosecution's side, I'd have been a prosecutor. Blame yourself for that. Since I've been given assigned the task of a defense lawyer and I've been charged, I'm going to do my job.

There again, we see that I'm not the head. I was put into this position by you and BnM. Since you started it, you would be the head or else BnM who assigned me this case.

And as I have said before and still end up having to repeat, this discussion is foolish nonsense that is irrelavent to this trial and case. I've still yet to see the prosecution attempt anything to base their charges on.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #102 on: October 12, 2009, 05:09:19 PM »
We could start an 'Un-Funhouse' and then have a vote-off similar to Survivor to see who get's banished to the Un-Funhouse.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #103 on: October 12, 2009, 05:10:19 PM »
You're looking at the sole survivor in that case.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #104 on: October 12, 2009, 05:20:15 PM »
I shouldn't double post but one last thing. Although GP has finally arrived for this case, we've yet to here anything from the prosecution on their case. First, the prosecution asked for some of the defendents to defend themselves first. Hilarious considering they are supposed to be prosecuted first. Then, the prosecution claimed not to recognize the authority of this court. I don't think Saddam Hussien ever recognized the authority of the International Court either. How did that arguement work out? The prosecution then made implications about one of the defendents with no proof and finally has focused on the defendants lawyer's entertainment value and role in these proceedings. It will be 3:00 in 40 minutes or so. If the prosecution is still unable to make any case or sense by that point, I trust this case will be dismissed and the prosecution will be disbarred.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #105 on: October 12, 2009, 05:31:14 PM »
I shouldn't double post but one last thing. Although GP has finally arrived for this case, we've yet to here anything from the prosecution on their case. First, the prosecution asked for some of the defendents to defend themselves first. Hilarious considering they are supposed to be prosecuted first. Then, the prosecution claimed not to recognize the authority of this court. I don't think Saddam Hussien ever recognized the authority of the International Court either. How did that arguement work out? The prosecution then made implications about one of the defendents with no proof and finally has focused on the defendants lawyer's entertainment value and role in these proceedings. It will be 3:00 in 40 minutes or so. If the prosecution is still unable to make any case or sense by that point, I trust this case will be dismissed and the prosecution will be disbarred.

Case proven. Boring has proven his own downfall.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #106 on: October 12, 2009, 05:53:43 PM »
The only thing that has been proven is that it is impossible to comprehend how the prosecution sees this trial. Appearently, the case is whether I'm boring. Can you say irrelevant?
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #107 on: October 12, 2009, 06:16:06 PM »
Since the "Prosecution" has failed to comply to the request of The Court to provide evidence to support the claims that have been brought forth, I have no choice but to move forward with the motion to dismiss this case and negate all the accusations that were made therein.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #108 on: October 12, 2009, 07:03:33 PM »
Well, that was a let down. I would have thought GP would have put up a better fight.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #109 on: October 12, 2009, 07:17:26 PM »
Well, that was a let down. I would have thought GP would have put up a better fight.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #110 on: October 12, 2009, 07:22:58 PM »
"He beat it like it stole something, your honor. It was terrible. TERRIBLE! *crys*" -- BnM's Mother
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #111 on: October 12, 2009, 07:36:06 PM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #112 on: October 12, 2009, 08:16:08 PM »
Well, that was a let down. I would have thought GP would have put up a better fight.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2009, 08:31:45 PM »
There sure has been a lot going on in this topic.

Sometimes people have trouble expressing themselves. I didn't want to speak on GoldenPhoenix's behalf, but if I didn't do it, nobody else would have.

I could probably provide evidence for her claims, but it would appear you've already thrown the case out after half a day. That's barely enough time to sleep...

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2009, 08:35:00 PM »
There sure has been a lot going on in this topic.

Sometimes people have trouble expressing themselves. I didn't want to speak on GoldenPhoenix's behalf, but if I didn't do it, nobody else would have.

I could probably provide evidence for her claims, but it would appear you've already thrown the case out after half a day. That's barely enough time to sleep...

Well it is a sexist, mob mentality court, I wouldn't expect anything less. So as far as I see it, it was a success in proving there was a bias from the start.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #115 on: October 12, 2009, 08:45:00 PM »
There sure has been a lot going on in this topic.

Sometimes people have trouble expressing themselves. I didn't want to speak on GoldenPhoenix's behalf, but if I didn't do it, nobody else would have.

I could probably provide evidence for her claims, but it would appear you've already thrown the case out after half a day. That's barely enough time to sleep...

The case was known last wed. and started on friday.
Postponed while we waited on the prosecution till saturday, who didn't show up till monday,
made excuses not to participate, was given a few hours to show interest in continuing,
still didn't provide anything after several hours of delay, case gets thrown out.

96-120 hours ain't enough time to sleep?

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #116 on: October 12, 2009, 08:59:41 PM »
I meant for me. I didn't know she wasn't going to make the case so I didn't have time to take over.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #117 on: October 12, 2009, 09:07:14 PM »
You were named as representation in the case back on Friday since you were the only one to step up on her behalf.

If you want, we can re-open the case on Wed. and actual have someone push GP's case since you seem to want to represent her, now that we all know she was incapable of representing herself.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #118 on: October 12, 2009, 09:20:38 PM »
You were named as representation in the case back on Friday since you were the only one to step up on her behalf.

If you want, we can re-open the case on Wed. and actual have someone push GP's case since you seem to want to represent her, now that we all know she was incapable of representing herself.

You have a conflict of interest, we need someone who doesn't have this issue. I nominate Greg Leahy.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #119 on: October 12, 2009, 09:25:00 PM »
I didn't know of what I was stepping up, I thought I'd just be an expert witness or something. On second thought, if she isn't going to step up here then I don't think I can continue on my own.

I'm sorry GoldenPhoenix, I'm here for you, but only if you're here as well.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #120 on: October 12, 2009, 09:45:51 PM »
I didn't know of what I was stepping up, I thought I'd just be an expert witness or something. On second thought, if she isn't going to step up here then I don't think I can continue on my own.

I'm sorry GoldenPhoenix, I'm here for you, but only if you're here as well.

That is OK. I mean how could one expect a fair trial when one of the accused is making the final decision? Why should energies be wasted in such a ridiculous trial. I'm sorry but it would have been like Charles Manson making the final decision on his own trial.
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #121 on: October 12, 2009, 09:48:37 PM »
Sounds like someones trying real hard to back out...
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #122 on: October 12, 2009, 09:52:58 PM »
We have a Jury, I just communicate their decision, not make it.

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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #123 on: October 12, 2009, 09:54:22 PM »
We have a Jury, I just communicate their decision, not make it.

Unacceptable a judge needs to be impartial and have no personal gain or loss from a case's verdict. Or in this case to ban hammer or to not ban hammer. Not to mention a judge who committed a forum felony and is currently on probation!
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Re: Funhouse Court: GoldenPhoenix vs The Funhouse
« Reply #124 on: October 12, 2009, 10:00:14 PM »
Wow, talk about looking for a way out.
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