Topic: If Alcohol Labels Were More Honest...

[BlackNMild2k1]

I hate being the sober one around a bunch of drunk people.

For me, I just don't interact and avoid those kinds of people.

Kinda hard to do that at a bar or a party.

but I don't go out at all anymore, atleast not recently (with the exception of a house party on saturday)

[GoldenPhoenix]

I hate being the sober one around a bunch of drunk people.

For me, I just don't interact and avoid those kinds of people.

Kinda hard to do that at a bar or a party.

but I don't go out at all anymore, atleast not recently (with the exception of a house party on saturday)

Dont' go to bars or parties like that.

[bustin98]

I'll do anything sober that I would do drunk. And I didn't say anyone...

I find that hard to believe because that means you are either one really crazy SOB or a boring drunk.

Well, we'll just have to hang out sometime, won't we? Though I guess if I was drunk I wouldn't feel as much pain till the next day.

And really, unless I'm around a bunch of rowdy crazy guys to begin with, I think most drunks are boring. Why would I want to sit around a table flipping quarters in a glass? To get drunk and pass out? Get drunk then go out to the bars to drink more and show how wasted you are? **** that. I can sing horrible kareoke, play darts, hit on chicks, go climbing up on rooftops and howl at the moon, show my ass at passing cars, kiss a guy, dance like an idiot, whatever while sober. I guess some people need to legitimize their behavior with 'I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing'. Well, that's fine and dandy, but then who are you? A quiet reserved guy with a raging drunk inside, or a raging drunk with a quiet reserved guy inside? I know who I am. Besides, isn't more fun to think 'this guy is doing this and he's not drunk!' rather than 'man, thats fucked up but he's drunk.'

[Stogi]

Drunk people can be very annoying. But they can be hilarious too!

[BlackNMild2k1]

Crazy SOB it is.
See I tend to be real sarcastic, on the assholish side if your are on the recieving side, but never so offensive that you can't laugh it off or rebuttal. I can take it just as well as I can dish it. But sober, I tend to think about what I say and reword it in my head until the moment has passed instead of just saying it. A few drinks later, the comments just keep coming and coming.

I was in rare form on saturday as I think I had a few people just kinda following me around just to hear what I would say next. I was making myself laugh with the random conversation I would wander into and the comments I would make on them.

[bustin98]

I'm totally with you on that, but I think its the environment and who I'm with. If you're being 'funny' with me, I'll play along. I guess I find myself wanting to be an attention whore, and if I'm not getting it, then I'll just settle down and enjoy myself. But if I can get some people laughing and going, then watch out.

[ThePerm]

i had a friend who drank like 3 pedia-lites to prevent hangover.

[Stogi]

A few drinks later, the comments just keep coming and coming.

Exactly.

Teasing is an art. Busting chops is a sport.

[EasyCure]

Fruit flavored martinis and slushie fruit drinks are the best.

Fruit flavored? Is an olive a fruit? Cuz dirty martini's rock.

Nope. I like stuff like Apple martinis or strawberry. Nasty green olives will never touch my martinis.

Nasty green olives are the nectar of life.

Hey hey hey! Stop the fighting, you're both right in my book!

Dirty Martinis = Mouth Orgasm
Apple Martinis = Scrubs' drink of choice (my friends and i love that show, random reason to like the drink)

Actually i love having a nice flavored 'tini as my after dinner drink, depending on my mood and exactly where/what I'm eating.

NWR: Home of the gaming alcoholic!

No wonder i love this place so much!

I'll do anything sober that I would do drunk. And I didn't say anyone...

I find that hard to believe because that means you are either one really crazy SOB or a boring drunk.

Well, we'll just have to hang out sometime, won't we? Though I guess if I was drunk I wouldn't feel as much pain till the next day.

And really, unless I'm around a bunch of rowdy crazy guys to begin with, I think most drunks are boring. Why would I want to sit around a table flipping quarters in a glass? To get drunk and pass out? Get drunk then go out to the bars to drink more and show how wasted you are? **** that. I can sing horrible kareoke, play darts, hit on chicks, go climbing up on rooftops and howl at the moon, show my ass at passing cars, kiss a guy, dance like an idiot, whatever while sober. I guess some people need to legitimize their behavior with 'I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing'. Well, that's fine and dandy, but then who are you? A quiet reserved guy with a raging drunk inside, or a raging drunk with a quiet reserved guy inside? I know who I am. Besides, isn't more fun to think 'this guy is doing this and he's not drunk!' rather than 'man, thats fucked up but he's drunk.'

I wanna party with THAT guy!

[bustin98]

My mom took a picture of me in the yard. In the time it took for her to bring the camera up, click the button, and bring it back down, I mooned her. She now has a lovely image of my ass, with one of those photo corners covering my bits. If you knew my mom, this would be even funnier. She is one of the most christian conservative republican people I know.

I think she's keeping it because she's hoping one day I'll feel bad about doing that to her. Or I'm her oldest and she just can't bring herself to throw out a picture of me... ?

[EasyCure]

i NEED to party with that guy!

[BlackNMild2k1]

thats because every picture she takes of you captures a little bit of your soul.
She might need those pictures for your exorcism to push the crazy demon out of you that has apparently replaced the missing parts of your pure christian soul.

To make up for this you need to take in the blood of christ, maybe a whole bottle or two, but be sure to take in some body of christ too just to balance out the cleansing. wouldn't want you to release the demon on accident.

[Stogi]

I'll do anything sober that I would do drunk. And I didn't say anyone...

I find that hard to believe because that means you are either one really crazy SOB or a boring drunk.

Well, we'll just have to hang out sometime, won't we? Though I guess if I was drunk I wouldn't feel as much pain till the next day.

And really, unless I'm around a bunch of rowdy crazy guys to begin with, I think most drunks are boring. Why would I want to sit around a table flipping quarters in a glass? To get drunk and pass out? Get drunk then go out to the bars to drink more and show how wasted you are? **** that. I can sing horrible kareoke, play darts, hit on chicks, go climbing up on rooftops and howl at the moon, show my ass at passing cars, kiss a guy, dance like an idiot, whatever while sober. I guess some people need to legitimize their behavior with 'I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing'. Well, that's fine and dandy, but then who are you? A quiet reserved guy with a raging drunk inside, or a raging drunk with a quiet reserved guy inside? I know who I am. Besides, isn't more fun to think 'this guy is doing this and he's not drunk!' rather than 'man, thats fucked up but he's drunk.'

We sound somewhat alike. I don't do a bunch of crazy random **** like you seem to do, but I am down for anything that sounds fun; sober or drunk.


Think it'd be fun to pull up to a party and dance on your car to "I'm so hood!"? Then let's do it!
Think two girls are lesbians? Then let's find out!
Think it'd be fun to go around seeing how many people you can trick into getting slap? Then let's try it!
Think it'd be fun to go to a giant childrens' playground while it's pouring outside at 3 o'clock in the morning? What are we waiting for?!

The fact of the matter is, everyone is dying, let's act accordingly.

[Smash_Brother]

Rusty nails (Drambuie and DeWars) are to me what spinach is to Popeye. I've never had a drink give me so much energy with such little crash afterwards.

And though they mess my stomach lining up, tiki drinks are still some of my favorites. These things kick my ass. They're the only type of drink that reliably does that every time.

They don't call them "scorpion bowls" or "suffering bastards" for nothing...

[BlackNMild2k1]

Why? Thats a good question. My only guess would be that it burned you so bad that you feel the need to share it with others...
or too much exposure to this will probably end up killing you?


It can't really be that bad can it? Is it really Mexican water in a can?


No Pants Later, No Memory of Later & Therefore No Immediate Regrets of Later Either. Good time Ahead... Or Not.

[EasyCure]

LMAO My brother needs to see that last one..

[D_Average]

Nice.

Any mocks up for Absinthe?  They just started selling it in CO.

[EasyCure]

Nice.

Any mocks up for Absinthe?  They just started selling it in CO.

Is it REAL absinthe or the fake kind?

[D_Average]

Nice.

Any mocks up for Absinthe?  They just started selling it in CO.

Is it REAL absinthe or the fake kind?

My sources says its fake, the wormwood in it is WEAK.

[EasyCure]

NOT INTERESTED

[BlackNMild2k1]

I almost ordered some online a few years back because I've always wanted to try it, especially after that movie Eurotrip.
A friend of mine brought some back with him and then drank both bottles of it without me... some fuckin friend that was.
Another friend of mine said he had some at a party and he said he turned into blue smoke or something crazy like that.
said it was a cool experience but he wasn't enthusiastic about doing it again.

[vudu]

A few years ago a buddy of mine bought a bottle of Absinthe and a separate bottle of wormwood to add to it.  We finished the bottle and still saw no green faerie.  He wound up drinking the wormwood straight towards the end of the night.  He doesn't remember this.

[Smash_Brother]

Once, in Montreal, a crack dealer told my brother that absinthe was dangerous and he should stay away from it.

True story.

[BlackNMild2k1]

well if a man selling crack told me it was dangerous and I should stay away, that does sound like advice I should listen to.
I wonder what other lovely nuggets of wisdom he had to share?

"You shouldn't eat candy, it will rot your teeth"

ok mr. crack dealer can I have seconds of the oh so tasty crack your selling? does it come in any other flavors?

[Spinnzilla]

Once, in Montreal, a crack dealer told my brother that absinthe was dangerous and he should stay away from it.

True story.

No idea why I'm laughing that hard at this. 


he'd make a good salesmen.