Drunk people annoy me soo much when I'm sober. So a friend calls me @ 1:45, right when I got back to the house, to please come pick her up because she doesn't know where she is. Apparently I have a GPS tracker attached to her somewhere and just forgot about it. So after pointing that out she finds her friend and puts her on the phone so she can give me the address. So now I have to drive back past where I just came from(if she called 15-20min earlier that would have been a convenience) and talk to her while I was driving.
How many times can she tell me what happened during the whole night in 10 minutes.... 4.... 4 times and she doesn't remember telling me just moments before hand. She had sake bombs and Adios' and they just kept feeding her drinks, her friend got in a fight, broke a beer bottle over some other chicks head, the girl that drove them to the club after they got kicked out of the first bar disappeared with some random guy and left them all stranded, a second girl also disappeared, they ended up cramming 8-9 people in a tiny car(2 in the trunk, 3 sitting in the back 2 across the laps 2 in the front) and they ended up back at some random guys house because they wouldn't take her to her car, she started texting me *undecipherable text messages upcoming*
[Baby m lost they toil me to I dont know who's house / Im2not driving Im in martinwz ao2mewhete / They won't tMe ,e fk,h car] <---Wut?
and then thats when she called me.
She has to work in the morning and she keeps asking me to take her to her car, which I say I'm doing but I'm really not(tell a drunk what they need to hear), and I take her back to her house. She pulls my keys out of the ignition and tosses them somewhere inside the dark passenger side of the car & hands me her house keys (which she kept saying she lost and then 2 minutes later say "I found my keys" during the entire car ride).
I take her in her house and tell her its time for her to goto sleep, and now she digging in my pockets for my car keys because she wants to go get her car so she can goto work in the morning. I keep telling her that I will take her to her car in the morning, but she won't let it go.
So now she thinks she is slick and starts trying to take off my pants (so she can get my keys) but I'm very annoyed so I just pretend to be sleepy so she will lay down. If I wasn't so annoyed(& hungry) I might have let her get what she might have been going after but I really am not in the mood.
So now she starts trying to tell me stuff that the alcohol has lubricated her up enough to finally say, but she won't just come out and say it, she hides it in metaphoric examples. And starts talking about wanting to go back and get her friend that we supposedly left behind with 10 guys by herself. She tried to convince me to go by saying that she was beautiful and that if I wanted to sleep with her friend there was nobody stopping me. I don't know if she was trying to tell me she was horny or she was just trying to get m back in the car so she would have a chance at picking up her car. I told her that her friend is S.O.L. and I ain't doing anymore driving. She finally dozed off about 15 minutes ago & I just had to come on here and express my annoyance with being sober. why didn't I drink more, it could've been an interesting night.
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