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Re: ex
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2008, 01:18:03 PM »
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

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Re: ex
« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2008, 01:58:44 PM »
well crap, i'd been at my parents house for 3 days before. So, i didn't do my usual maintenance. Thats why I didn't last too long. I was hoping we'd go more than once, but she wanted to go home. She goes back to Wisconsin tommorow, and it doesnt seem like she wants to do another get together.

Which brings us to today's lesson. Don't get together with a girl on the rebound, you will feel used. Although, you will really win.

As for man whoring, there is an appeal but it is right to say i should just get a girlfriend.

oh yeah, and i almost got hit by a car yesterday. If i was walking a little bit slower i'd be dead. I felt great right afterward, until the adrenaline wore off
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Re: ex
« Reply #52 on: December 18, 2008, 02:03:17 PM »
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

I'm kidding EC

I don't take offense since Its never happened to me and I've never indicated something similar has happened to me on the boards, so the joke doesnt make much sense.

Also i saw that video in the youtube thread, didnt like it :(

Oh and jizz jokes coming from a guy who goes by the handle "Bustin" are so cliche.
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Re: ex
« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2008, 02:05:19 PM »
well crap, i'd been at my parents house for 3 days before. So, i didn't do my usual maintenance. Thats why I didn't last too long.

My first thought was "ew he's got more than one perm!" but that didnt make much sense. Then I realized i was trying to hide the truth of myself becuase its WAY more disgusting to think of.
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: ex
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2008, 03:02:56 PM »
i used the word maintenance broadly, don't worry though if all goes according to plan then most of you will pay 7.95 or more to see all of my past bad experiences portrayed in humorous light on the big screen
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Re: ex
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2008, 03:20:32 PM »
$10.50... thats how much i'd have to pay here... :(
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Re: ex
« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2008, 03:20:55 PM »
Don't threaten me.
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: ex
« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2008, 03:36:03 PM »
Did you guys catch the SNL skit 'jizz in my pants'? If not, you need to google it and watch. Funny stuff, I bet some of us can relate ;)

I'm kidding EC

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Ice that I wear, clothes that I try....

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Re: ex
« Reply #58 on: December 18, 2008, 05:16:30 PM »
i used the word maintenance broadly, don't worry though if all goes according to plan then most of you will pay 7.95 or more to see all of my past bad experiences portrayed in humorous light on the big screen
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Re: ex
« Reply #59 on: December 18, 2008, 09:29:26 PM »
I still dont have details as to why sex with your ex was iffy.
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« Reply #60 on: December 19, 2008, 04:07:27 AM »
with my ex, while i heard a pop while i was going, and then pulled out noticed the condom was broken. Then we never finished. I was so freaked out about maybe getting her pregnant that i pretty much forgot about all the happenings.

She said months later "yeah my boyfriend can't believe i'm still a virgin", and i was like "cus your not". Then she said, but "you didn't get in all the way" Then i wasn't sure for a while, because I couldn't remember what exactly happened. I had heard from my sister in law she read some article about how some guy screwed some chick legs once and i thought that might have been what happened. Than when i was with the second girl it all came back to me. Its funny how you remember things you forgot when your in a similar situation later on. Its like realizing your still awesome at goldeneye having not played it in 3 years. I'm certainly better at goldeneye than i am with women, and i challenge you all if it ever ends up on some sort of download service with online multiplayer.
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Re: ex
« Reply #61 on: December 19, 2008, 10:40:23 AM »
see i didnt want any of THOSE details, now i can't get the mental image out of my head.. ugh.

Now please don't answer this, cuz then Pale will come in here and do his thing but i really just feel like exclaiming this: how the hell do you screw someones leg!?

My first time wasn't that long ago and i had no troubles, cept my arm started getting shakey (lol)

By the way i challenge you at goldeneye AND women!
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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« Reply #62 on: December 20, 2008, 08:36:13 PM »
whats funny is talking to my ex's little sister who is personality wise an exact copy of what she was at the time.
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Re: ex
« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2008, 04:20:06 PM »
.... how 'little' is she??

you know what, no matter how old she is i'll just say this;

DONT DO IT
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: ex
« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2008, 02:04:17 AM »
What a hilarious topic. Perm, thank you. Because of you, no matter how hard my life seems, no matter how embarrassing a situation may be, I can always say "Hey, it could be worse. At least I'm not the Perm."
 
And EC, sorry buddy. That's exactly why I can't do long relationships anymore. It always turns into who's going to cheat on the other first. That's the exact reason why I broke up with my last girlfriend. I was probably going to end up doing something stupid and cheat on her. Of course, I was doing myself the favor. But seriously, how many relationships that are forged at young ages actually last till marriage and beyond? 3? 8?

The way I think is, do you really want to be in a relationship when your abroad in some beautiful part of the world and you see the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen? Who knows, this chick could be the one, but you'll never know if you keep to your responsibilities. So what do you do?
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Re: ex
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2008, 02:06:49 AM »
You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.
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Re: ex
« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2008, 02:13:31 AM »
Your just too optimistic.
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« Reply #67 on: December 22, 2008, 02:35:52 AM »
my ex's younger sister is 19, but having dated her older sister I wouldn't date her younger sister because i know she would be 80% the same. Always whining about how their in constant pain because they did ballet growing up, always tired for no reason, obsessive compulsive neat freak, likely to cheat, doesn't put out, likely to get fat because they splurge on candy, completley non confident..at least unless they've used you as a stepping stone for their self esteem, completely clueless on some basic relationship knowledge, used to not driving, daddy's girl(although their dad is a very cool dude), not likely to make friends with your friends, resentful, introverted, etc.

this compares to my friend A, who was a marine, and is in perfect shape, does drugs and dates strippers. Friend B is chubby but hilarious, he dates a fat girl who we rarely ever see, but she does put out.

I've had the really long relationship, and then the really long self induced single time.

In statistics we have things called runs. These are occurrences that happen consecutively in a period of time. Then there is frequency, runs that happen on such a regular basis as to be expected. Then there are events, things that happen randomly without any sort of rhyme or reason. My love life could be classified under events. I just want to meet someone that i can have a good run with. Something steady and something good.

i would feel more hurt by Stogi's implications that it could be worse and that he could be theperm, but i know that its all a learning experience and in the end i have nothing but knowledge to gain.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2008, 02:39:43 AM by ThePerm »
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Re: ex
« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2008, 07:14:37 AM »
You're a joke, perm.
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Re: ex
« Reply #69 on: December 22, 2008, 10:06:53 AM »
And EC, sorry buddy.

Don't be. By the end of that relationship we were both sick of eachother, it just came down to who was going to break up with who first and my only regret is that i wasn't stronger then and pulled the trigger myself. Maybe i was naive but i thought maybe it was just a rough patch and things would get better so even though my eyes might of wondered i never strayed from her. I'm not saying i would have if i had knowledge of her cheating either, just saying I wouldn't of let myself be closed off to other people cuz i was stuck in this empty relationship where arguing was a constant norm.

You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.

a part of me wants to argue this but the other, smarter, part of me knows I shouldn't even bother.


Perm: Maybe this will make you feel better, at least you were good enough to be someone elses ego booster! That counts for something right? I'm sure you'll meet someone with a nice perm out there thats right for you, and you'll take what you've learned and be the best damned Permed boyfriend ever! *high five*
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: ex
« Reply #70 on: December 22, 2008, 05:56:16 PM »
You guys repulse me. Let me say I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of you that have relationship or other problems. Disgusting.

a part of me wants to argue this but the other, smarter, part of me knows I shouldn't even bother.

hehe. I like the way you think. I, however, love to argue, especially against women. :)
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Re: ex
« Reply #71 on: December 22, 2008, 07:34:37 PM »
First its arguing.

Then its beating.
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Re: ex
« Reply #72 on: December 22, 2008, 09:33:00 PM »
Someone here knows the motions.
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Re: ex
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2008, 10:01:57 PM »
yeah... sorry for that black eye :-P
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: ex
« Reply #74 on: December 22, 2008, 11:13:28 PM »
First its arguing.

Then its beating.

Why do you think I smoke so many trees? lol
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