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Offline BranDonk Kong

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Re: ex
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2008, 12:15:57 AM »
Wow...you guys are so emo.
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Re: ex
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2008, 12:47:16 AM »
I'm sorry, I forgot this was the Funhouse for a second.  My posts shoulda read:

"Yo dawg I be bustin' a nut in a different bitches face every night!  Come on EasyCure let's go to da club and run the train on some hos!"

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Re: ex
« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2008, 03:02:27 AM »
lol, i remember the last time i went clubbing, it was hillarious. i got plastered and was telling everyone how it felt like i had robot boots. I danced with a bunch of girls who didn't dance back... i dont really remember much after leaving the club, i think i went right to sleep. The next day we had a party and i drank so much i started to hyperventilate...so i cut down on drinking, and rarely drink now.
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Re: ex
« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2008, 09:19:23 AM »
I'm sorry, I forgot this was the Funhouse for a second.  My posts shoulda read:

"Yo dawg I be bustin' a nut in a different bitches face every night!  Come on EasyCure let's go to da club and run the train on some hos!"

You're the caboose.

i find that offensive!

lol, i remember the last time i went clubbing, it was hillarious. i got plastered and was telling everyone how it felt like i had robot boots. I danced with a bunch of girls who didn't dance back... i dont really remember much after leaving the club, i think i went right to sleep. The next day we had a party and i drank so much i started to hyperventilate...so i cut down on drinking, and rarely drink now.

i find that hilaaaaaaaaaarious. What a loser! :P

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« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2008, 10:42:41 AM »
i find that offensive!

Which part?  I need to know for my research in how to offend the most people in the least amount of time.
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Re: ex
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2008, 11:17:10 AM »
i find that offensive!

Which part?  I need to know for my research in how to offend the most people in the least amount of time.

the part where you'd "bust a nut in different bitches faces" because i prefer it on their chest

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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: ex
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2008, 11:48:56 AM »
this conversation ends now.

Preemptive strike?
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Re: ex
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2008, 12:16:02 PM »
this conversation ends now.

Preemptive strike?

before it rains ban-hammers? I think so.


Back on topic:

i never had an awkward dinner moment with an ex but there was this one time that she walked into a pool hall my gf and i were at. She came in with two friends; One whom i havent seen since graduating highschool, The other is a mutual friend from high school and one we worked with.. and i later found out she made out with (and possibly screwed) him towards the end of our relationship together.

They fucking walk over to our table and make small talk which i didnt want because the reason i was there in the first place was to blow off some steam. I have to introduce my gf to them and my ex acts all super friendly as if she wasnt a huge bitch when we broke up, and i know the main reason they came over was the friend who i hadnt seen in years wanted to catch up.

I wasnt comfortable though, it wasn't so much an akward moment.. i was just mad to see them. I wasnt in the mood to run into anyone i knew. So they're talking to me and i just pretend to be super concentrated on my game. I make a few shots in a row until my only good shot is a risky one.

We're playing 8 ball. Lets just say i was solid, she was stripes. One of her striped balls was in the way of an easy side pocket shot for me, I didnt wanna miss anything becuase if i did i'd have to stand around during her turn while my ex and company kept blabbing on and on about random ****. At the time i was a regular at the pool hall, i was seriously there almost every day of the week, so i was pretty good, but i wasn't that god to do a masse shot when i really needed one. Did i pull it off?

Yes. Perfectly. Hop the cue ball over the striped ball, hit it in such a way that it knocked my ball into the pocket, and the cueball didnt move an inch. It barely bounced upon landing. Sweetest shot i ever made (on purpose).

After making that shot my ex goes "whoa.... uhm.. we're gonna go start our game, we're just wasting money standing here and we dont wanna break your concentration." Shut them all up, they just said bye and walked across the hall to their table.
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Re: ex
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2008, 02:50:16 PM »
:) I had a good night last night, it was actually more like 6:30 to 6:35
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Re: ex
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM »
???
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Re: ex
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2008, 04:15:19 PM »
he went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2?
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: ex
« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2008, 04:20:26 PM »
what something that can take 5 minutes to do?
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Re: ex
« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2008, 04:46:50 PM »
Quick Draw McGraw.
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Re: ex
« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2008, 10:03:08 PM »
You had sex with your ex girlfriend and it only took five minutes? Then you posted about it on the internet? Classy...

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Re: ex
« Reply #39 on: December 16, 2008, 10:15:10 PM »
I think you guys need to find better women.
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Re: ex
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2008, 10:25:09 PM »
i think his ex needs to find a better guy.
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« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2008, 10:35:19 PM »
My ex girlfriend felt awkward just when I waved and said hi the last time I saw her. Her new boyfriend wasn't even present. I feel sorry for the guy.
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« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2008, 11:30:08 PM »
last time i saw my ex i wanted to punch her in the face because a few weeks prior one of her friends had been sending me crude and vulgar text messages often.

I didn't confront her about it directly, i just hinted that someone she knows has been saying filthy things to me via text, and she gave me an "oh, really? hm i dunno who it would be, i didnt give your number to anyone.." answer and the vulgar text continued, her replies to me had stopped. Cheating whore.
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« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2008, 12:06:51 AM »
no it wasn't my ex No one of my friends has a sister who i talked to on he internet. Than one day she tells me how she wants to bang me. She's in wisconsin, but is from tucson, and is visiting for the week. So I try to take her on a date, and i pretty much get the impression all she wanted was to bone. So we bone. I was like yay, now im sure i've had sex. Cus the first time with my ex was kinda iffy.

so im talking to my ex right now, and apparently with her current boyfriend she finally caved and its a weekly thing. 1-upped damnit! I must become a total man whore, damn competition gene!
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Re: ex
« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2008, 05:48:42 AM »
You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.
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« Reply #45 on: December 17, 2008, 09:51:16 AM »
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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2008, 10:58:47 AM »
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eh... keep yourself out of the details, or make it as vague as possible in regards to you and your anatomy please.

You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.

He never said she was satisfied so i'm sure you could beat his time if you really wanted to..

So I try to take her on a date, and i pretty much get the impression all she wanted was to bone. So we bone. I was like yay..

At first i was envious of this until i read the rest of the post...

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so im talking to my ex right now, and apparently with her current boyfriend she finally caved and its a weekly thing. 1-upped damnit! I must become a total man whore, damn competition gene!

Well you don't have to be a manwhore, you could just find a girlfriend. Manwhoring isn't worth it, trust me!
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« Reply #47 on: December 17, 2008, 01:01:00 PM »
I have a friend who went down that path.  It took some time, but he's better now.  The meantime wasn't pretty.
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Re: ex
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2008, 09:40:26 AM »
You had the sex for 5 minutes? Please teach me.

He never said she was satisfied so i'm sure you could beat his time if you really wanted to..

Maybe one day!

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Ahahaha, didn't catch that. I need to know this story too.
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Re: ex
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2008, 10:06:51 AM »
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