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Offline UncleBob

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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2007, 03:14:57 PM »
Hey Pale...


My wife wants to know if you keep tampons in your glove compartment too....  You know... for your period.  It's what women do.
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2007, 03:31:07 PM »
You can tell the boy cars from the girl cars, because the girl cars look like they really want it.  And they ask you if their butts look big.  

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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2007, 05:41:03 PM »
Wow pale, that looks like a toy. And that's exactly what makes a girl car, a girl car.

Look at a BMW M5 then look at that Eclipse, then you'll get the picture.

Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.
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« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2007, 06:18:25 PM »
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Wow pale, that looks like a toy. And that's exactly what makes a girl car, a girl car.

Look at a BMW M5 then look at that Eclipse, then you'll get the picture.

Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Wait all cars look like toys, they even have toys of them!
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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2007, 06:35:02 PM »
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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #31 on: August 29, 2007, 04:15:07 AM »
I'm doubting it's a Eclipse GT, so yeah it's a girls car.
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2007, 04:45:27 AM »
BMW M5 is not girly because it's overpriced and just screams "I have money and like to play golf!"

Come on.  Sounds like most "guys" just have zero taste to me.
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #33 on: August 29, 2007, 04:47:00 AM »
And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #34 on: August 29, 2007, 04:48:24 AM »
So... what about those tampons?
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #35 on: August 29, 2007, 05:21:12 AM »
That is one butt ugly car, sorry Pale, but I'm glad tastes diverge.

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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #36 on: August 29, 2007, 05:30:21 AM »
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And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.


So it is a man car, but it dresses like a girly car.

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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2007, 01:21:41 AM »
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Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Noooooooooooooo.  The Mazda's are absolutely awesome.  You go for a ride in a 3 MPS and tell me its a girls car...

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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2007, 04:43:23 AM »
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And no, it's not a GT.  4 cylinder manual tranny all the way.  I don't have money to throw away at a premium gas requirement in a 6 cylinder.


So it is a man car, but it dresses like a girly car.


You don't want to see what the manual stick shifter looks like.  

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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2007, 06:37:25 AM »
Hey, you never know what he might like. After all, he is a 'party bear'.

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RE:My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2007, 03:59:15 AM »
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Also, new Mazda's are girly cars if you want another example.


Noooooooooooooo.  The Mazda's are absolutely awesome.  You go for a ride in a 3 MPS and tell me its a girls car...


The regular mazda3 and mazda6 are girly, mate. Your just going to have to deal with that some day.
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RE: My wife just had to glue my balls back on...
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2007, 06:57:53 AM »
If ever there was a bigger group of fanboys on the planet than gamers, it's car lovers.  Reading the comments section of a car blog is like reading an argument between a snobby environmentalist, a member of the KKK, and that kid from high school who always acted like he was hot stuff even though everyone hated him.  
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