Author Topic: My wife just had to glue my balls back on... (Read 9881 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** August 23, 2007, 05:08:51 PM »

So my wife gets a new car tonight. 2007 Eclipse.

We drove it home. It's such a girly car. Like, everything is curves and bubbles. I feel like less of a man just from riding in it. Any men who drive one... wow... I feel sorry for them.

Caliban · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:29:43 PM »

Rofl, unclebob got pussy-whipped and his balls fell off, got owned by the fugly 2007 eclipse hahahahahahaha...you should have convinced her that a Subaru (any kind, but then again I've got a bias for Subaru) would have been a better deal.

stevey · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:30:12 PM »

Pic or it didn't happen!

UncleBob · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:32:21 PM »

I don't care what kind of car she gets if she doesn't care how many video games I buy... it's a fair deal.

Caliban · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:32:57 PM »

Don't push UncleBob for photos, otherwise we will see that dreaded nipple shot once again, and we don't want that, we've been scarred for life.

stevey · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:36:57 PM »

How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???

Caliban · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2007, 05:39:10 PM »

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
I don't care what kind of car she gets if she doesn't care how many video games I buy... it's a fair deal.

Touché.

bustin98 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2007, 06:21:04 PM »

First it was nipplegate, next will be sackgate - the image of superglue on sensitive scrotum flesh.

How's that for a photo?

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2007, 06:26:42 PM »

Can we never speak of Nipplegate on these forums ever again, please?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2007, 06:33:36 PM »

"My wife just had to glue my balls back on..."

Why didn't she just keep them in her purse like usual?
Did she decide that you might be needing them again at some point?

nickmitch · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2007, 06:34:50 PM »

UncleBob Jr. confirmed.

Stogi · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:21:57 PM »

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Originally posted by: stevey
How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???

I wondered the same thing.......

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:49:19 PM »

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Originally posted by: KashogiStogi
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Originally posted by: stevey
How do you pay for a new car, billions in games and hardware, and mail order wife on a wal-mart slave salary???

I wondered the same thing.......

You...don't want to know...

UncleBob · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:07:24 AM »

Believe it or not, Wal*Mart doesn't pay that bad.
Also, my wife works (although we make about the same)... and having no kids helps.

Shift Key · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:43:37 AM »

You have (had) balls?

I'm calling shenanigans

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #15 on:** August 24, 2007, 06:06:15 AM »

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
Believe it or not, Wal*Mart doesn't pay that bad.
Also, my wife works (although we make about the same)... and having no kids helps.

Yeah but the stereotype is that Walmart doesn't pay you anything! WalMart is supposed to be EVIL.

UERD · « **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2007, 07:09:06 AM »

Not to mention that future kids one through eight have all been claimed by Walmart for their top secret sacrificial altar, where they've made a deal with the forces of Hades for Always Low Prices™.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2007, 03:57:59 PM »

wasn't the 2007 Eclipse Pale's previous avatar?

UncleBob · « **Reply #18 on:** August 24, 2007, 05:24:05 PM »

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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
wasn't the 2007 Eclipse Pale's previous avatar?

heh.... finally, someone gets it...

Pale · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:18:58 AM »

You all totally freaking blow.

Girl car my ass.

My baby says hi...

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:19:54 AM »

What exactly makes a car a girl car or a man car?

UncleBob · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:20:02 AM »

Show a picture of the dashboard...

Pale · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:23:34 AM »

fine.. hang on.. it's going to be a crappy cell phone pic though =P

Pale · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2007, 09:27:07 AM »

Ah nevermind. I have to reboot to get the pic off and this silly argument isn't worth rebooting.

bustin98 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2007, 10:40:41 AM »

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
What exactly makes a car a girl car or a man car?

News:

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