Author Topic: I'll sue the razer manufacturer! (Read 21763 times)

Smoke39 · « **on:** September 29, 2006, 05:50:43 AM »

It's rather embarassing. I cut myself today while shaving a certain part of my body that isn't my face. Parallel blades for maximum damage! I could have bled to death! I'll sue!

decoyman · « **Reply #1 on:** September 29, 2006, 06:47:53 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
It's rather embarassing.

So, posting it on the Internet makes it better how... ?

(But seriously dude, be more careful next time, lol)

Smoke39 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2006, 07:30:04 AM »

You're my friends! I love you all! I confide in my friends.

And I was careful! I'm always careful when I shave that area! It's a very important area to me. My hand slipped! And the razer--it's so diabolical in design--it cut me! Cut me with parallel blades!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2006, 08:43:22 AM »

Hush, you wanker.

vudu · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2006, 08:58:07 AM »

Maybe you should just use a pair of electric clippers in the future.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2006, 09:40:34 AM »

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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Hush, you wanker.

Psh, you're just jealous of my virility, non-wanker.

KDR_11k · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2006, 09:43:55 AM »

Razors cut you? Should have used gasoline and a match, no cuts that way.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2006, 09:48:10 AM »

Yeah, sure, how 'bout I set you on fire? D:<

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #8 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:03:05 AM »

Perhaps a nice acid bath to dissolve the hair would be less dangerous.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #9 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:43:05 AM »

No. I bathe in water. NOT ACID.

Your ideas are dumb. I will sue the manufacturer, and then buy razers that don't try to kill me with their parallel blades.

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:47:04 AM »

iv cut myself in that area, but not badly. Thats too bad.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:48:23 AM »

It wasn't a bad cut. It was like a paper cut. Two paper cuts. From parallel blades. I could have died.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #12 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:48:40 AM »

Have you tried shaving with perpendicular blades instead?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:49:47 AM »

No. The cut resulted from perpendicular motion. Perpendicular blades would be death. Certain death.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #14 on:** September 29, 2006, 11:01:05 AM »

Motion perpendicular to the blade is how shaving works. You must have cut yourself because you were doing it wrong. Maybe you just need shaving lessons.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 29, 2006, 11:45:38 AM »

Motion orthogonal to the handle is what I was refering to.

visual aid!

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #16 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:01:17 PM »

Given the subject matter, I trust you'll understand why I might be reluctant to follow a link to a picture from this thread.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:03:17 PM »

Blood and gore! It's like an action movie! With a shower scene! It's like that movie where that person gets stabbed in the shower!

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #18 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:38:57 PM »

Well, as long as there's plenty of action and none of that mushy stuff...

Brilliant. You should get an award for this masterpiece of wit.

Ceric · « **Reply #19 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:39:19 PM »

...And thats how you lost you pony tail.

On a related note you should do like the rich child molester on Law and Order did.
Have laser treatment so you never have to worry about it again.
Or maybe Nair. Though I don't know how well that works.
Genetic re-engineering may also take care of it.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:43:56 PM »

No. I still have it.

I don't want laser treatment. What if I later decide I want my hair back? All I want is a razer that isn't designed for killing.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:44:18 PM »

You didn't emphasize which part of the body you were shaving, could you enlighten us directly?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:47:05 PM »

What's it t'you what part I shaved? <_<

ShyGuy · « **Reply #23 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:52:12 PM »

Ah, young love, sprung forth on PGC. Make sure I get an invite to you two's civil ceremony.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #24 on:** September 29, 2006, 12:52:42 PM »

^_^

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