Author Topic: I'll sue the razer manufacturer! (Read 22153 times)

Smoke39 · « **Reply #50 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:08:12 PM »

You guys suck. I never said I was shaving my crotch. Y'all just assumed that. <_<

And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #51 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:15:06 PM »

Pretty boy confirmed...Pics desired...

Or you could be a hippie...Pics still desired...

Smoke39 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:18:01 PM »

I'm flatered. But we've only just met!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:19:04 PM »

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
Or you could be a hippie...

Nuh uh. D:

Caliban · « **Reply #54 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:24:09 PM »

Bill@fapfap.pgc

Smoke39 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:27:43 PM »

A wank a day keeps prostate cancer away.

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #56 on:** September 29, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA

lol, avatar coincidence get
for those unfamiliar with Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin is girly looking, and gets mistaken with a girl pretty often

and it's easy to guess you were shaving your crotch by your comments, and the blurred text on the visual aid

Zach · « **Reply #57 on:** September 29, 2006, 10:06:59 PM »

Ah, people used to assume I was a girl on the phone before my voice matured (Which took TO D@MN LONG, Gym class was tough being the only one who still hadnt had a growth spurt, and still talked like a girl!!)

Well, speaking of traumatizing memories of days long past *cry*, it always bugged me so much when I would pick up the phone and people would think I was my sister.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #58 on:** September 29, 2006, 11:01:11 PM »

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Originally posted by: Athrun Zala
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
And I'm not a girl. Though I've been mistaken for one, which I find amusing.
"Excuse me, ma'am? Do you know how to get to Bellevue from here?"
"...did you just call me 'ma'am'?"
HAHAHA
lol, avatar coincidence get
for those unfamiliar with Rurouni Kenshin, Kenshin is girly looking, and gets mistaken with a girl pretty often

and it's easy to guess you were shaving your crotch by your comments, and the blurred text on the visual aid

We also both have a ponytail. Whoa! It's almost like I planned that. Kenshin's prettier, though. Anime people are always prettier. Jerks.

I made no comment to indicate I was shaving my crotch! I was uniformly ambiguous. And the blurred text was to maintain the ambiguity! You people are just crotch-obsessed!
"oh man, I like crotches so hard, I bet this person's talking about shaving their crotch, oh man *drools*"
"whut? smoke's a girl? *drools harder*"
I've been violated! I'll sue!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #59 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:21:17 AM »

That's what you get for posting on the internets!

Smoke39 · « **Reply #60 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:39:35 AM »

What? Posting on the internet = people thinking about your smooth testes?

vudu · « **Reply #61 on:** September 30, 2006, 05:18:31 AM »

Smooth testes? Sounds like a tropical drink involving coconut rum. Mmmm ...

Smoke39 · « **Reply #62 on:** September 30, 2006, 08:18:03 AM »

Is your mention of coconuts an allusion to semen? 'Cause I mean, have you ever tasted semen?

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #63 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:01:37 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
What? Posting on the internet = people thinking about your smooth testes?

Exactly!

odifiend · « **Reply #64 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:13:06 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Is your mention of coconuts an allusion to semen? 'Cause I mean, have you ever tasted semen?

Sue says it is 8 calories.

I cut myself for the first time ever while shaving, too, the other day. I hear cats will take off hair with their tongues. I need a cat with a handle in its rectum.

Pryopizm · « **Reply #65 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:17:17 AM »

This is just horrible.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #66 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:47:07 AM »

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Originally posted by: Bill Aurion
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Originally posted by: Smoke39
What? Posting on the internet = people thinking about your smooth testes?

Exactly!

That's absurd.

odi: Who says what's 8 calories?

Caliban · « **Reply #67 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:09:12 PM »

Sue Johanson, sex expert, has her own tv show and does many off-tv conferences/teachings/shows, the most surprising thing about her is that she is a granny.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #68 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:10:40 PM »

Okay. But what's the serving size?

Karl Castaneda #2 · « **Reply #69 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:22:42 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smoke39
Is your mention of coconuts an allusion to semen? 'Cause I mean, have you ever tasted semen?

And on that note...

Good thing this is in The Funhouse, man, 'cause seriously, WTF.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 30, 2006, 12:55:26 PM »

What?

ThePerm · « **Reply #71 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:18:59 PM »

about a teaspoon-------+++++++

Smoke39 · « **Reply #72 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:37:28 PM »

That's, like, a lot.

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #73 on:** September 30, 2006, 06:06:57 PM »

A teaspoon? Wait a week and try again...

Smoke39 · « **Reply #74 on:** September 30, 2006, 06:19:40 PM »

Wait. Teaspoon? I think I'm thinking of the wrong spoon. How many ccs is that?
And a whole week? That's way too infrequent. DX

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