Topic: Mafia IX: POSTWISE Player List and dead guy comment thread

[TheYoungerPlumber]

Good point.

[decoyman]

... Is this the Pryo version of VEDETTA

Well, we played it safe, and now a townie WILL die from a Mad Gear hit. It's a certainty: I mean, now that we've taken Ceric out of the picture, the only players left for Mad Gear to choose from are: townies and Mad Gear. I just hope it's someone without an important role.

At least with making them use their hit on Ceric, there was still the potential to vote out a bad guy as well. But it's too late for optimism. Tonight the townies took the cowardly route, and there's no doubt that we will pay the price with one of our own.

Eh, I'll post this here. Heck, I made enough noise today, maybe that unlucky person will be me. If so, I'll just start getting accustomed to the scenery.

[Ceric]

Wait... Didn't your head get used as a door ram?  I thought you were dead... I'm going to go look at that list.

Edit:
Actually if we went by this list I'm still alive.  Heeeeyyyy...
Now that I reread the story.  Who blews us all up anyway?

[decoyman]

Bummer. Ok, I see no reason now not to share why I didn't want anyone to vote for Ceric...

There are the reasons in my previous post, but there are more (and I let several townies know these as well, but they apparently weren't convinced)... if Ceric WASN'T hit by Mad Gear OR voted out, we could've given him targets for hits, AND he wouldn't have hit any of the people we believed were townies (I was in contact with several, and had ideas about several more). Every other night while he was alive would have been "Townie Safety Night," basically. No fear of hits for the townies who'd banded together. AND one extra hit for the townies to help choose.

I have an idea on why people didn't believe me though. I showed myself as a good liar last game, so no one wanted to trust me this game. Even with that taken into account, I'd hoped that my actions were so obviously in the townies' favor that I would be believed.

Oh, well. At least the townies still greatly outnumber the Mafia. They can still pull this one off, and I hope they do.

[Pryopizm]

Congratulations to the Mafia for succesfully killing a townie who posed no threat.  

This game shouldn't last much longer, unless the townies are totally oblivious.  

Then again, I was almost voted out, so who knows?

[Zach]

D'OH, Sorry Decoyman

[Ceric]

Actually even if the Townies are totally oblivious this game will not last long.

Proof:

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Source: Wandering other thread
In short, I don't see any reason to keep Ceric alive. Better to kill him now than risk a townie death by helping to get some other random person killed.

Nice.  So methodically picking out townies with no chance of getting Mafia is better than a chance of killing Mafia.  Nice Real Nice.  With friends like these that town doesn't need enemies.

[decoyman]

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Originally posted by: Zach
D'OH, Sorry Decoyman

Eh, no worries. I caused such a big hullabaloo that I knew I'd draw some suspicion. I didn't figure I'd make Haggar come after me, though.

I just really wanted to win this one with a little finesse, and keep as many townies around till the end as possible. I really believe it could've worked out swimmingly.

[vudu]

Actually, that was my bad.  Sorry.  

[decoyman]

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Originally posted by: vudu
Actually, that was my bad.  Sorry.

Just vote well, win this for the townies, and we'll be square.

(wipes away a ghostly tear)

[Khushrenada]

Welcome to the game of Mafia, Decoyman. I've found that no matter how good you're reasoning is, you're dead the next day. People always seem to listen to the lies and disbelief the truth. It's wierd that way. Also, it just kills me to learn that I was just a random hit by El Gato to make himself feel big. I can't believe Pryo killed me just for the heck of it.

And once again I appeal to the barrel to bring me back in the game, BUT as the bomber. The reason is I have some strong suspicioncs on who some Mad Gear members are and I could blow myself up with them and at least get to use my ability once.

[Ceric]

To Wandering:  In response to what you said.  Yes I would have been dead no matter what last night.  But you know what?  Zach, the other Mafia, or both would have killed me.  Only 2 people would have died.  At most 1 townie.  Might of gotten lucky and got a mafia member even.  Instead last night how many died?  4.  3 of which where Townies.  Just for taking a lazy vote.  I kept saying as much.

[Bill Aurion]

Good job botching yesterday, townies...  

[Pryopizm]

I was the serial killer.  What other reason was there for killing you off, Khush?

[decoyman]

Whoa, this might not be a cakewalk after all (looks through the veil into the mafia game's current goings-on).

TWO parties claiming to be townies, swinging away at each other. I honestly thought I had some things figured out, but now I'm not sure. There's only one role that I figured I could trust, and at least I was able to pass that info on to someone else before I got pile-driven into a building.

Which hurt, by the way. Don't try it, even if you're curious.

[Ceric]

Pryo, Nice job playing your role.  You saw the revenge and took it.

[decoyman]

Oh, mighty and magical barrel, I call unto thee with great respect and pleading. If it pleases thou, wouldst thou use thine mystic powers and rejuvenating roast, and grant unto me life once more! My townie compatriots have fallen into a state of disarray – they quarrel amongst themselves! – and I beseech you, let me return into their midst and do vicious and righteous battle at their side against our enemies.

If thou wouldst will it, it is possible! Make it so, mighty barrel, I beg of you. Make it so.  

EDIT: I forgot to add, you are wise, mystic barrel. You are truly wise!

EDIT2: Oh, and all-powerful.

EDIT3: You're also beautiful. I find you very attractive.

[Khushrenada]

Hey, that's my shtick! Quit taking my shtick! I started appealing to the barrel first.


Don't listen to him barrel. Pick me! Pick me!


I know a few good targets to blow up. Plus, I can make persuasive arguements and no one would want to vote me out since they'd die killing the bomber. Unless the mafia went for me nut then they'd be down one member, which is good for you.


EDIT: Admit it barrel. You want me back in the game just to see what I would do next. This game needs to be shaken up a bit and I'm the perfect agent to do it. I died taking one mafia out. Let me take out the other!

[S-U-P-E-R]

I might be a little late with the next update (like not in the morning) since I have some stuff to do and sleep to catch up on. I'll try not to be, though.

[TheYoungerPlumber]

For some reason I just cannot follow Day 4's events.  I'm amused by the stories, but at least make it clear what happened at the end with a plaintext description of the events at the end.  From the story it sounds like Haggar went after two people (Ceric and Decoyman), but as best I can tell Ceric was voted out.

[decoyman]

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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
Hey, that's my shtick! Quit taking my shtick! I started appealing to the barrel first.

I didn't see a first-come first-served rule in the (powerful, mystical, wise AND attractive) barrel's character listing

[Khushrenada]

I didn't say there was such a rule. I was just saying you're pulling a Sony and copying my idea.


(C'mon Barrel. You gotta put me in now for a line like that!)

[decoyman]

Come now, Khush, surely you could guess that I've been considering use of the barrel for years now! It's just recently that I've been able to perfect the method with which to put it into use, purely of my own R&D expenditures, and of course TOTALLY UNRELATED TO ANY OTHER BARREL REQUESTS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN REVEALED SHORTLY BEFORE MINE.

[S-U-P-E-R]

Yeah, we're taking today off ^_____________^

[Ceric]

That can't be good.

(Barrel unlike Khush I make Sandwiches.)
(Barrel unlike Decoyman I guarentee protection from Jamaicans.)