Topic: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

[BlackNMild2k1]

1.
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.


2.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.


3.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.


4.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.


5.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.


6.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.


7.
Good: You give the  "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly:  With corrections.


8.
Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.


9.
Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.


10.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way  ugly: She makes more money than you do.

[IceCold]

Taste of your own medicine

[BlackNMild2k1]

The Good: IceCold links to a thread full of funny jokes
The Bad: He does it out of spite
THe Ugly: I still don't get what he was trying to say...  

[Zach]

the good: Icecold pwned BnM
the bad: BnM is too dumb to understand why
the ugly: Icecold was trying to tell you that this thread should have gone in the other joke thread that YOU created.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I couldn't think of a way to put this into good, bad and ugly, but I thought I could make this one(thread) more a participaton thing. Kinda like the one you did right above me. I was guessing that since we have some creative and funny people here, maybe they could come up with others(read: better ones) and I didn't put these into the joke thread because of that reason.  

[Zach]

yeah, I figured that, I was joking too, its all in good fun anyway.

[EasyCure]

The Good: wii will cost no more than $250
The Bad: a 360 price drop can kill wii hype
The Ugly: ps3 = $599 ('nuff said)

:-P its not original, but its true

[Ceric]

The Good:  They are Making a Transformers Movie with good Directors
The Bad:  It's shaping up to throw the whole lores and mythos out the Windows
The Ugle:  Bumblebee is a Camereo o.O

[TrueNerd]

Sorry to break format here, but Michael Bay is NOT a good director. Transformers will suck just like everything else that man has touched.  

[EasyCure]

Quote
Originally posted by: TrueNerd
Sorry to break format here, but Michael Bay is NOT a good director. Transformers will suck just like everything else that man has touched.

From the Team America: World Police soundtrack:

The End of an Act

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that sh!tty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(Interlude)

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.

[wandering]

The good: Team America making fun of Hollywood
The bad: Team America trying to make fun of world events
The ugly: puppet sex  

[BlackNMild2k1]

The Good: Nintendo & the Wii stole E3
The Bad: MS and Sony are all butt hurt over it
The Ugly: Now they don't want to participate in E3 anymore  

[stevey]

The Good: Nintendo's new show might be open to the puplic
The Bad: Nintendo cant steal the show and get all the hype again
The Ugly: Karl was finaly old enoughf to go to next years E3

[Ceric]

The Good:  Big Company shows
The Bad:  No more obscure games getting publicity
The Ugly:  No set date for news

[UltimatePartyBear]

Good:  The Funhouse is active, and it's not just a Mafia game.
Bad:  It's because wandering is on some kind of power trip.
Ugly:  It's not even funny.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Good: I finally remembered to use Google to search this site
Bad: Now I'm bumping threads that I started a long time ago
Ugly; I'm really not sure why...

[bustin98]

Easycure has been here for 3 years already? I remember pointing him out as a n00b like it was yesterday...

[EasyCure]

Easycure has been here for 3 years already? I remember pointing him out as a n00b like it was yesterday...

The good: I've made some sort of pressence here at least
The bad: It's probaby not a very good one.
the ugly: your moms face

And actually, 3 years ago is when i joined the forums, but i lurked as a guest for longer than that.

[nickmitch]

The good: I finally figured out something to post in this thread.
The bad: It's not very clever.
The ugly: I'm only doing it for my post count.

[Peachylala]

The good: Wii games that deserve good reviews are getting good reviews!
The bad: Wii games that deserve good reviews are getting biased ranting reviews.
The ugly: The idiots in the bad are in offical media outlets.

Can't lie because it's true. =(

[ThePerm]

this is a joke i made in another thread rephrased

the good: your looking at some nice ass porn
the bad: its your sister
the ugly: you still knock one out
the way ugly: your mom and dad walk in and catch you
the crazy ugly: they start to join in

the good: taking a dump
the bad: its green
the ugly: there is peanuts in it
the really ugly: and blood

the good: hanging out drinking with friends
the bad: someone puts in the movie short bus
the ugly: your friend makes a pass at you

the good: your buddy turns 18 and decides to go to the porn shop to buy his first tape
the bad: The tape is called ragdolls
the ugly: the tagline of the movie is "there nothing more fun then putting your hotdog in a ketchup filled bun"

the good: Chicken Fill-A
the bad: you can't satisfy your craving because its Sunday and they are closed
the ugly: your Jesus

ok no more, jokes have to stay in the movie, or my standup

[Stogi]

You have a stand up?

[EasyCure]

The Good: Your stand-up jokes started out pretty good, i chuckled.

The Bad: They got incredibly shitty at the end, i woulda walked out on your ass

The Ugly: I woulda walked out with your date, and thrown a beer bottle at your head

The Truth: Just playing Perm, you know i <3 you

[ThePerm]

You have a stand up?

I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.

[BlackNMild2k1]

You have a stand up?

I had a friend who was doing standup at the tempe improv and a few other places in phoenix, in Yuma he got a job as the host of a comedy club over there. I was thinking, if he's the host I could get some connections into the comic world, maybe I could convert my script into a standup, the format isn't all that different... he didn't stick with it.

Good luck with that, I hope we get the exclusive video of the 1st on stage performance posted in Hilarious Youtube Videos thread if it doesn't get one made specifically for it.