Nintendo is only missionary though. Good for a quick fix, but definately not hardcore (haha, I hate that term in relation to gaming, but is good with sex). Nintendo, like 360 & PS3, really need to be getting it on as much as possible. And in the end while a larger stable is desireable, those who get it going on the most wins.
Yes, Nintendo was the attractive tall blonde, able to sweet talk his way into even the church lady's pants. Now the ladies realize he isn't as well rounded as they thought he was. Nintendo hasn't even looked at a kama sutra. As he calls the numbers in his little black book, more and more he's hearing "I'm washing my hair tonight".