Oops. Looks like everyone who writes for Joystiq is stupid as hell.
http://www.joystiq.com/"Twilight Princess now Wiimote-controlled
Posted May 7th 2006 10:30PM by James Ransom-Wiley
Filed under: Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo Wii, Action, Adventure
Twilight Princess
The TIME Wii tell-all has confirmed that The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess will feature Wiimote-specific functionality. TIME, trippin' off a self-confessed Errol Flynn flashback -- now that's old school! -- got a chance to use the Wii controller to sword fight, aim a bow and arrow, and reel in a "stubborn virtual fish."
While the details of the play-test where limited, the revelation suggests that Twilight Princess will play a major role in the Wii launch lineup.
Twilight Princess is no longer a Wii-functional GameCube title. Uh-uh, Zelda just upgraded to next-gen status."
Speaking of putting words in people's mouths...