How Marriage Works
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go
out on the town and party with his old buddies...
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back..
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany,
Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but
at the bar...you know......they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that
are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be
right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened
the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors
d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom
caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey.. At the bar... You know.....there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking
beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking
snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't
fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
..........and, they lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
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