6
« on: October 31, 2003, 06:45:06 PM »
Announcer: On the sunny coasts of the midwest of Planet Gamecube Island i present the Late Nite Morn Noon Show Live!!! with todays host PiGPEN!
*PiGPEN walks onstage waving to the crowd while an applause track plays*
PiGPEN: hi, hi, everybody welcome to the Late Nite Morn Noon Show Live where i, your host, rip off all types of interview shows to take up some of my useless time. *whispers to self* i need a girlfriend. Oh and uh now time for the opening monolouge...err well i cant even spell it so i think i'll skip that.
*PiGPEN walks over to his desk and sits down*
PiGPEN: yeah thats what im talkin bout...sitting is great. Bring on the first guest!
Announcer: Our first guest is from the Mushroom Kingdom
PiGPEN: oh oh its Mario isnt it?
Announcer: uh no this guy played a lesser roll in the Mario game series
PiGPEN: Bowser?
Announcer: err no this character has had 2 solo games...one sucked because it was crap and the other sucked because its a pun
PiGPEN: Charles?
Announcer: Charles? who the heck is...No its Luigi you dunce.
PiGPEN: Luigi! Hey!
*Luigi walks out and takes a seat next to PiGPEN's desk*
Luigi: hi
PiGPEN: how ya goin'?
Luigi: im alright
PiGPEN: uh-huh thats good
.............
Luigi: you ever interviewed someone before?
PiGPEN: oh yeah plenty of times...but i used to have cards...er so uh...oh what were those 2 games the Announcer was talking about before?
Luigi: well i was in Luigi's Mansion but i dont know the other one he's talking about
Announcer: dont play coy...i was talking about the horrible Mario's Missing
Luigi: i prefer not to talk about that game its in the past
Announcer: You pimped yourself out to a learning game!!!
PiGPEN: hey youve got my cards dont you?
Announcer: gotta go!
PiGPEN: so whats it like being brother to Mario
Luigi: I HATE HIM! everybody loves Mario
PiGPEN: heh sorta like that show
Luigi: what show?
PiGPEN: never mind...well we've still got like an hour to fill
Luigi: i know how to hold a spoon on my nose
PiGPEN: with a nose that big im sure you can hold atleast twenty
Luigi: well i know how to do other things with spoons
PiGPEN: uh? er? ieuw!
Luigi: No not that...i mean i can play the spoons
PiGPEN: really? we have been looking for a band leader for me to throw around stupid jokes with...i mean if youre not busy with something else...
.................
PiGPEN/Luigi/Announcer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
PiGPEN: hey when'd you get back
Announcer: where would i have gone? i sleep here
*Luigi starts playing the spoons and we here jazz music*
PiGPEN: well thats all i could be sh*tted to do for now but i'll catch you next time on the Late something Live whatever
Announcer: this has been a presentation of UhErr Inc. now go home, get drunk, spontaneously combust BOOM!
Show Posts
