You know, Halloween goes against everything that the whole world is trying to do, and that is stop kids from becoming fat turds whose only hobby is sit on their arses playing games all day and typing this post on the Aussie thr........ -________-.........I meant eating fatty substances

ANYWAY!!!!
What would happen if the President, or even worse, Joe Lieberman, tried to BAN Halloween? For example, the arguement would be that they are trying to encourage kids to eat healthy and live active lives, instead of stuffing their faces full a sack of candy that can turn an entire nation of Australians into hyperactive, screaming lunatics (as if there aren't any already - take Piac, Infernal, and John Howard for example

).
What would you say, in the name of a national tradition?
I would say 'meh'. We've lived without it, and we still can

We've got the Queen's Birthday, and (if you're lucky enough to live in Melbourne - like AiAi, grrrr) the Melbourne Cup for Public Holidays.
I find it weird though cause the more celebrated out of those two days is the Melbourne Cup, and it's a HORSE RACE! It's the Queen's Birthday for cryin out loud! Shouldn't we be having national parades to show our appreciation of some oldie who owns more blocks of land than the Earth allows?
Hahaha. That shows ya how much we love England don't it

By the way, my bets are on Distinctly Secret

Oh! And speaking of blocks of land, Melbourne, and Earth

, did you know that there is a Realty office in Melbourne that is currently selling blocks of land on the
moon? They're going for a low low price of only 50 bucks or something for a hundred or so acres! I think! I heard it on the radio last week!