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« on: May 07, 2026, 01:54:13 PM »
I see a lot of comments online of people comparing the graphics to the puppets from the SNES Star Fox marketing. I don't see that at all. Never made the association until someone suggested it.
Something that irritates me about this is the timing. The Switch 2 is just shy of a year old. It has a high price and while there are outside factors that contribute to that, Nintendo is still asking us to pay a premium for this new system. But what are they really offering? For some dumb reason they held off getting Switch 2 dev kits to third parties so the third party support is not as good yet as I would have expected. In the first year of the Switch they released Zelda, Mario and Xenoblade 2 and also the Switch 1 port of Mario Kart which to 99% of the userbase was a brand new game. That's an amazing lineup. The Switch 2 in comparison really only has Donkey Kong that is a comparable level, maybe Mario Kart World though the hype for that died down quick.
So at this point we're wanting Nintendo to really justify the upgrade to the Switch 2 and they go with a Star Fox 64 remake. Meanwhile there are also rumours of an Ocarina of Time remake. So this is what the Switch 2 is for? Spruced up N64 games and framerate updates for Switch 1 games? Like when Metroid Prime Remastered showed up on the Switch 1 I was thinking "oh, that's awesome for those you haven't played it." But we already had Metroid Dread and Metroid Prime 4 was still to come. It wasn't like "here's your Metroid" and that's it.
They go to all this trouble to have new graphics and create these new cutscenes and multiplayer and such and they don't bother to make new levels? I don't think that would be that hard. The trickier part would be in making the game seem "new" enough if the gameplay is the same. But after multiple failed attempts at tweaking the gameplay with weird controls I think the fanbase would be fine with the same gameplay but with new graphics. And the irony is that they're not calling it "Star Fox 64" so they're kind of presenting it in a way that obscures that it's a remake so a safe sequel would seem like less of a rehash than what they're doing.
But again it's just the timing. When we're kind of starved for new Switch 2 games why are we dipping into N64 remakes? You guys don't have new stuff in the works? To me this is like what you make late in the system's life cycle because your top teams are working on launch games for the new system. This isn't what you crank out in year one.
Though part of it might just be Nintendo's weirdo approach these days to announcing upcoming releases. This is out next month but by keeping things quiet it makes the upcoming schedule look barren. I think everything would be better if there was some big holiday 2026 game we all were anticipating but they haven't told us about one yet. Like as part of big direct I think this would go over better, as part of the upcoming 2026/27 lineup. With this surprise direct and the release schedule for the last half of the year being unknown it draws more attention and higher expectations to this one game. Star Fox 64 remake as part of a presentation is good but when you set up a whole show just for it, it seems underwhelming.