Easycure:
Well there is two different ways to do the Trident teleportation move. One is more complicated, but much cooler. The other is easier, but could still allow interesting strategy.
1) Ganon controls the Trident: Once thrown the player continues to hold down the special button and directs the Trident where to go. As this is going on Ganon is vunerable to take damage, but it doesn not knock him around, or ends the trident attack. Once the button is let go, Ganon will teleport right in front of the Trident and catches it.
2) Ganon has a predetermined throw. I picture something between the Link Boomerang, with a more circular Arc. How far you push the control stick forward when you trigger the attack deterimines the arc and distance. If you let go of the special button then you just throw your trident. If you hold it, after a short charge (1-2 seconds) you can let go and transport over. This makes the attack able to have a bluff to it...and such.
I just thought of two other means of doing the move.
3) It doesn't act like a boomerang and just goes straight forward. Press B, starts the attack and then before throwing the trident point a direction to send it flying. Press B again to transport and catch it.
4)The easiest means of doing it. Throw the Trident, and if it hits somebody, it stuns them and Ganon is transported to the Trident to continue with a second attack.
Basically all these moves are designed to be quicker than his normal movement. It is a means to compensate for his slowness and allow him to get away from danger or more likely pursue those fleeing their demise
I understood it was a joke by the way...I just wanted to defend my case. I don't want to have a gannon ban against me...if I don't have to.