The R.O.B.ot soldiers reported in to the dread lord Khushrenada.
"We have rounded up 13 unfortunate forum users. We are ready to go and collect more," stated lead soldier 64.
"Don't bother. That's more than enough," replied Khushrenada as he rose from his Princess Daisy themed chaise lounge.
"But, sir, won't the market research data be insufficient with this amount of people? There are more than 13 Wii U games that have been released," protested lead soldier 64.
"Not according to the internet!" Khushrenada bellowed back signaling that he would tolerate no further backtalk. The solders saluted in silence and then went off to their respective posts. Khushrenada walked over to his computing station where he picked up his Wii U controller and booted up his system. He then tried to Wii U chat with Nintendo HQ to let them know the status of the project but it wouldn't work so he just gave up and decided to send them a Miiverse message instead.
Turning to another screen showing the 13 rounded up forum users, Khushrenada then grabbed a microphone to speak to them over the intercom system. However, the voice chat wasn't working so he had to call over a R.O.B.ot soldier to relay his messages to the group and then return with their answers. Good enough, thought Khushrenada, on the communication set-up he had quickly established.
The prisoners were then informed that they would go through a period of 12 rounds in which they would be asked to rank their favorite things about the Wii U. Each round, all the rankings would be tallied and to determine the highest and lowest popular Wii U items. The person who's rankings didn't best match the group and favored the low popularity items would be eliminated to keep from contaminating the rankings further with low popularity items along with the lowest ranking item being removed from the list. Then a new survey would be taken and the process would repeat itself until only the ultimate highest ranking Wii U item in popularity remained. Then, whoever was left, was free to leave and mandatorily purchase a Switch of their own free will.
At this point, the prisoners were given the list of items for the first time and told to rank them.
As he waited for the results, Khushrenada went back to his Daisy lounge and slipped on his Virtual Boy to rest his weary eyes and experience true virtual gaming bliss.
Topic: Safe Words 12: It's true! We rue this Wii U review too. Final Round! (Read 56747 times)
