If I want to forget to vote then I will! Neither you nor anyone can make me remember either! This is America and that's what America is about! How dare you try and impose your will on me! That's not freedom! That's communism, you dirty fascist! I know what freedom is! I know what it tastes like! Tastes like Kentucky Fried Bald Eagle! I can remember the Alamo but forget what it means! That's what being a winner is all about! It's why I can buy a gun for my gun's gun! Because I've got my rights and I aim to exercise them! But in a figurative way because real exercise is for wusses in foreign countries who are jealous of my freedom to buy a La-Z-Boy recliner and sit in it all day to watch some true American programming like Judge Judy, Toddlers & Tiaras or Wheel of Fortune! None of that fancy high-falutin oooh-I'm-so-smart-look-at-me elite programming like 60 Minutes, Frasier or Supergirl! It's SuperMAN! Quit trying to corrode our American values with your PC SJW pro-women agendas! This county was founded and built on political incorrectness and, by all that is holy with the baby Jesus, I'm going to see that it stays that way! How do you honor our troops?! With Obamacare?! Please! Try forgetfulness! It's the real American way!