Author Topic: Safe Words 10: A Game of Jeopardy! Game Over. (Read 77062 times)

Khushrenada · « **on:** August 19, 2016, 04:28:38 AM »

This....

Is....

JEOPARDY!

Let's meet today's contestants!

Ugh. I don't have time to introduce all these contestants. I'm just going to say that I hope they all lose and move on to the introduction that really matters.

And now, here is the host of Jeopardy, I mean, SAFE WORDS......

Alex Trebek!

Also known as Khushrenada!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2016, 09:02:10 PM »

Thank you, Johnny Gilbert.

Hello everyone watching and welcome to our Tournament of Failures. For the next couple weeks, our regular format is on hold as we play a very special tournament for the first time in our history. Instead of the usual assortment of very smart and intelligent players, we've collected 13 people that will make Celebrity Jeopardy look like our Tournament of Champions. Yet, one of these contestnts has the chance to redeem themselves and actually win something in their life if they can out last the other players through the massive Jeopardy rounds we have in store.

Good luck to all the contestants. Our writers assure me you'll need it. For those following along at home, here's a quick rundown of the list of contesta in the order they will be selecting.

~~1. TofuFury~~
~~2. lolmonade~~
~~3. TOPHATANT123~~
~~4. Silenced~~
~~5. oohhboy~~
~~6. Soren~~
~~7. nickmitch~~
~~8. Mop it up~~
9. Lucario
~~10. Objectionable Content~~
~~11. Stratos~~
~~12. Insanolord~~
~~13. ShyGuy~~

Final Placement:

13. lolmonade
12. Insanolord
11. ShyGuy
10. oohhboy
9. TofuFury
8. Soren
7. nickmitch
6. Silenced
5. Zap (Slipstream, Da Bomb! Objectionable Content, etc)
4. TOPHATANT123
3. Mop it up
2. Stratos
1. Lucario

For those wondering, the order was determined by the number of topics a user has created on NWR from the least to the most. ShyGuy, since you are the player who has spammed these forums the most with terrible topics, you'll begin with control of the board and be choosing from these categories. And they are:

Khushrenada · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2016, 10:46:28 PM »

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2016, 10:51:02 PM »

Where would you like to start, ShyGuy?

(For this game, the player choosing the bomb word for the round will first get to select a category which they can post here in the thread. Once the category is selected, I will send them a private message listing all the words that will be used for the category. The player will select one of the words from that list as the bomb word by replying to me with a private message. I will then post that list of words here in the thread and the round will begin with players choosing words from that list until the bomb word is located and a player is eliminated. This process will repeat until a winner is found. Everyone understands?)

Stratos · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2016, 12:18:13 AM »

oohhboy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2016, 12:25:58 AM »

I am too busy trying to find rude worlds in the category titles.

Also "Suck it Trebek! AHAHhahaa".

Khushrenada · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2016, 01:13:55 AM »

I thought about trying to make some categories with hidden phrases but just went with more realistic ones instead. Unless a great coincidence has happened, there's nothing to search for.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2016, 01:29:50 AM »

Heh, check it out. I can Talk Like a Sailor Alex. Your balls for $400. That's funny.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2016, 01:44:03 AM »

Somebody needs to be Ken Jennings!

Stratos · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2016, 01:47:39 AM »

AHhahahaha!

Soren · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2016, 02:05:42 AM »

I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in Double Jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2016, 02:44:23 AM »

Quote from: Soren on August 20, 2016, 02:05:42 AM

I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in Double Jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom!

Sure you are....

So, it's going to be one of those games, is it?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2016, 04:28:15 PM »

Ok, the bomb word has been chosen and Round 1 is on. TofoFury, in the category of Talk Like A Sailor, this is an expression a sailor would make:

Abandon Ship!
Anchor's Aweigh
Cut of his jib
Damn the torpedoes!
Davy Jones Locker
Flotsam and jetsam
Grog
I'm the captain now.
Man Overboard!
Poop deck
Salty Dog
Seaman
You sunk my Battleship!

Please choose one.

TofuFury · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2016, 07:14:48 PM »

I like the Cut of his jib, Alex.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2016, 07:35:53 PM »

That is correct.

lolmonade is up next. Will he be able to avoid the bomb word?

Abandon Ship!
Anchor's Aweigh
Damn the torpedoes!
Davy Jones Locker
Flotsam and jetsam
Grog
I'm the captain now.
Man Overboard!
Poop deck
Salty Dog
Seaman
You sunk my Battleship!

lolmonade · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2016, 11:59:38 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on August 20, 2016, 07:35:53 PM

lolmonade is up next.

That's not my name.

I choose poop deck

Khushrenada · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2016, 02:05:43 AM »

That's not your name and you are incorrect.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2016, 02:22:24 AM »

This means TofuFury has control of the board and can choose the next category.

What will it be?

TofuFury · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2016, 04:28:06 AM »

Let's choose Children's Lit for $800 Alex.

Mop it up · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2016, 12:55:11 PM »

Hey wait a minute... none of these categories look like they will be swears! The one I thought was going to be (Talk Like a Sailor) ended up being some other junk!

I QUIT!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2016, 04:21:19 PM »

The game lumbers on. Round 2 is now underway. The category is Children's Lit and TOPHATANT123 is the first to select from these choices:

The Berenstain Bears: Trouble At School
The Cat in the Hat
Clifford, the Big Red Dog
Curious George Make Pancakes
Duck For President
Harold and the Purple Crayon
I Am A Pole (And So Can You)
Little Bear and the Marco Polo
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Very Hungry Caterpiller
Where the Wild Things Are

What will he choose?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2016, 04:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Mop it up on August 21, 2016, 12:55:11 PM

Hey wait a minute... none of these categories look like they will be swears! The one I thought was going to be (Talk Like a Sailor) ended up being some other junk!

That's was my joke for you, NWR's Filthiest Poster.

TOPHATANT123 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 21, 2016, 06:18:09 PM »

Alex I'll take The Berenstain Bears: Trouble at School, the bears just feel sorta uncanny valley compared to the rest of 'em. I'm fine with Ducks, Rabbits or even Crayons as protagonists but bears rub me the wrong way.

Mop it up · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2016, 07:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on August 21, 2016, 04:22:02 PM

Quote from: Mop it up on August 21, 2016, 12:55:11 PM
Hey wait a minute... none of these categories look like they will be swears! The one I thought was going to be (Talk Like a Sailor) ended up being some other junk!

That's was my joke for you, NWR's Filthiest Poster.

This is wrong on so many levels...!

Khushrenada · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2016, 10:24:24 PM »

Quote from: TOPHATANT123 on August 21, 2016, 06:18:09 PM

Alex I'll take The Berenstain Bears: Trouble at School, the bears just feel sorta uncanny valley compared to the rest of 'em. I'm fine with Ducks, Rabbits or even Crayons as protagonists but bears rub me the wrong way.

Well, no matter how you arrived at your answer, you are correct!

Silenced is up! The remaining choices are:

The Cat in the Hat
Clifford, the Big Red Dog
Curious George Make Pancakes
Duck For President
Harold and the Purple Crayon
I Am A Pole (And So Can You)
Little Bear and the Marco Polo
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
The Very Hungry Caterpiller
Where the Wild Things Are

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Author Topic: Safe Words 10: A Game of Jeopardy! Game Over. (Read 77062 times)