Author Topic: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump (Read 29601 times)

Triforce Hermit · « **Reply #25 on:** May 14, 2016, 05:46:42 AM »

We will make cartridges great again.

Shaymin · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2016, 09:51:04 AM »

Funny story: I asked someone at Nintendo about the time Howard Lincoln gave an interview as a generic publicist named John Miller, and the line went dead. I couldn't get back to the person I was talking to when I called back in.

Sad!

supermario2k · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2016, 02:01:57 AM »

pokepal148 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2016, 02:51:58 PM »

The Trump will never not have games because we make the games.

nickmitch · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2016, 04:18:08 PM »

Liar Sony and their PS4 try to pad their lineup with vaporware like The Last Guardian and Shenmue 3. Sad!

Wah · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2016, 08:29:03 PM »

A famous critic has said the console fells like taking a Trump on the loo.

Wah · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2016, 08:29:23 PM »

That is to say it's ****.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:31:42 PM »

"Women who purchase an Xbox One should be forced to punish themselves for their crimes"

Phil · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2016, 09:36:08 PM »

The console's hair (I guess that's what it is supposed to be) acts as a dust cover.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2016, 11:24:29 PM »

"What happened is I was rough on Rare because I didn't think they treated me properly. I helped them, really helped them. Gave them a lot of money.... They were ungrateful, (for not putting Rare Replay on the Wii U.) which is okay, a lot of people are ungrateful… let’s see what happens,”

pokepal148 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 25, 2016, 08:43:44 PM »

"Since people seem to be concerned about us using outdated hardware I'll just point out that the dedicated Sound Chips we're using in The Trump are industry leading. Way better than the crap Phony Sony and Lofty Microsoft use.

ThePerm · « **Reply #36 on:** May 26, 2016, 04:51:22 PM »

Can we get moneyhats out of gaming?

pokepal148 · « **Reply #37 on:** May 28, 2016, 02:30:51 PM »

In response to complaints about a shortage of games on The Trump a NOA spokesperson made the following statement: "There is no drought."

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #38 on:** May 28, 2016, 06:51:29 PM »

The Trump agreed to debate "Crazy" PS4 Neo, then he backed out of it, then he agreed, then he backed out again. Now he says he's going to debate "Crooked" X-two-bone or "Crazy" PS4 Neo, whoever the rival (better, more electable) console may be.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 28, 2016, 09:31:13 PM »

Nintendo says if you pay them 10 million dollars they'll show off The Trump at this year's E3 after all.

nickmitch · « **Reply #40 on:** May 28, 2016, 10:52:50 PM »

Don't believe the biased and phony media quoting their uncle who works for Nintendo. The only quote that matters is a quote from the system itself!

ThePerm · « **Reply #41 on:** May 31, 2016, 11:52:26 PM »

I hear the Trump controller will have big fake boobs. The perfect companion.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2016, 02:46:22 AM »

Will there be a petition to have it banned from the UK?

oohhboy · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2016, 04:15:55 AM »

Trump: I like consoles that weren't captured.

pokepal148 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 06, 2016, 02:01:05 AM »

"Oh look at my Indie Developer over here. Look at it. Isn't it the greatest?"

nickmitch · « **Reply #45 on:** June 06, 2016, 01:31:19 PM »

Nintendo is getting bad marks from certain sites because we have a small development staff. But small is good, flexible, save money and number one!

nickmitch · « **Reply #46 on:** June 06, 2016, 01:42:40 PM »

I am reading IGN very little lately because they are so biased against Nintendo. Articles are predictable garbage! IGN is one big lie!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #47 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:36:20 PM »

"I'm building a wall. I'm trying to keep business out of Sega. Sega's fine," Trump said. "He's of Sega heritage, and he's very proud of it, as I am of where I come from."

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #48 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:36:46 PM »

Side note - when did pokepal148 become the greatest poster of all time?

nickmitch · « **Reply #49 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:55:36 PM »

When Khushrenada had to focus his attention between two prominent accounts.

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Author Topic: Introducing the Newest Nintendo Console: The Trump (Read 29601 times)